David Letterman will headline Biden fundraiser with Hawaii governor on July 29

3 comments

1. He needs to do a top 10

2. “And the top 10 replacements for Joe Biden are:”

3. Such an excellent way to avoid doing things. Make promises to go somewhere, but only to presidential candidates who will likely drop out before it happens. Phone call rings, “Oh no, you dropped out? Aw shucks, guess the event’s cancelled, guess I’ll just have to stay home and relax.”

   Genius! Letterman’s an idol for us anti-social folk out there