What Happened to Matt Gaetz’s Face? An Expert Weighs In.

https://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/a61638847/matt-gaetz-face-rnc-botox/

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  6. Gaetz, even without knowing about this background always had this unsettling “off” vibe to him, and the eyebrows don’t help. He’s always creeped me out whenever I see this dude and his slime ball face.

    Those eyes look cold, dead, no life in them, similar to JD Vance.

  7. As if he didn’t already look like a pedophile before. Sheesh. Lock your daughters up when this guy is around.

  12. He went full Beavis and butthead. He somehow manages to look like both of them at once.

  13. Looks like he used a Groupon for filler and a nose job

  14. He’s transitioning. . . back into his genotypical gila monster origins.

  15. He got a face lift to try and look young enough for his highschool girlfriend.

  16. This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/a61638847/matt-gaetz-face-rnc-botox/) reduced by 73%. (I’m a bot)
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    > Dr. Hartman, who has not worked with Gaetz, chalks it up, mostly, to an "Overly heavy hand and poor placement" of neuromodulators like Botox.

    > The overuse of neuromodulators in the forehead also leads to "That embossed, too-slick look that is a dead giveaway," notes Dr. Hartman, who clocks possible filler in Gaetz's cheeks that "Isn't so bad, but you can't get past the terrible toxin." Overall, his skin looks tighter, which could be from laser resurfacing or a chemical peel.

    > The bottom line, says Dr. Hartman, is that whoever injected Gaetz didn't factor in a man's different facial anatomy and just increased the amount of neuromodulators used to account for the larger treatment area-and then injected it poorly.

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  18. That pig said a woman he knew looked like a thumb. To me he’s always looked like a big toe.

  19. On the plus side – he could play a Romulan without much make-up. He already has the ethics down.

  20. He used to have a kinda frat boy good look. Maybe a little rapey but popular in the debate club. If he were a kind person, there would be no discussion about his personal appearance. Now he looks like he has been possessed by Kenneth Copeland’s demon.

  23. He’s morphing into the cartoon villain he was always meant to be.

  24. Based on the noise it makes, I always thought that was his ass.

  26. He has always been a villian but he looks like a villian from the Dick Tracy movie.

  29. Botox. He has to keep his looks for all them 16 year old twinks he be trying to bend over for.

  30. He looks like Jack Nicholson joker and butthead had a sociopath baby

  33. On Twitter, someone said he looks like one of the vampires on Buffy mid-transition.

  34. Not the first time I’ve heard Matt Gaetz has a grooming problem..

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