„Wir sind innerhalb der 10-Yard-Linie“: Außenministerin zu einem Waffenstillstandsabkommen zwischen Israel und Hamas

20 comments

1. Great. Only 90-some yards to go.

2. I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

3. Hooray for sports metaphors!

   *barfs*

4. We’ve heard this before.

5. “However it is 4th down, with 45 seconds left, and prime John Elway is on the other team.”

6. 10-yard line with a terrible red zone offense. I’ll believe it when I see a confirmed touchdown.

7. Cool, I’m sure it’ll lead to a lasting peace.

8. So were the Seahawks.

9. I wonder how the ICJ ruling impacts things. Wouldn’t be surprised if we hear Hamas backs out.

10. With the offence of the 1977 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, should be a piece of cake 🫡

11. But Jay Cutler is your QB

12. id feel better if they were at the 1. but it does seem closer then ever before.

13. Netanyahu about to pull the football back like Lucy

14. I think russell Wilson is about to throw an int

15. Only ten yards to go! Will someone fumble or punt?

16. How will Netanyahu fuck it up this time?

17. “We’re inside the 10” – Bobby Boucher, spokesman for Blinken

18. Love that Israel is making football references

19. Which team’s 10 yard line?

20. Is there like 12 of them left now?

    Just finish the job.