Why did we get a special shoutout



by shiddedinschool

34 comments
  1. It pains me to write this. But we’ll be on your side on this one. Just this one time…

  2. Imagine bombing Birmingham, what an improvement it would be

  3. I hate it when someone makes an statement that makes me want to defend England. That’s how bad you are, Vladimir! Fuck you!

  4. With those targets they miss most of the RAF bases and if you wanted to neutralise that threat you have to hit Cyprus as well

  5. As the youngest member of NATO let me reassure you by saying that while you’ve been fighting each other for the past 200 years, our military has prepared for one thing and one thing only, war with Russia.

  6. When has the UK been a natural enemy of Russia?

    Get your own ennemies Ivan, you’re not part of our special relationship

  7. They’re not planning to hit us Dutch, but that means we get to live in the Nuclear clouds.

    You know what that means, right? We will grow even taller!

  8. “We will pay special attention to Britain as our traditional enemy”, lmao. Get in line Ivan, there’s half of Europe claiming that.

    Can`’t believe Ivan is making me like the Barrys.

  9. Do it, cowards. I have been training for nuclear war since 2014.

  10. Russia is our biggest hypeman fr

    We live rent free in all your heads, but Ivan in particular loves to hate us.

  11. At least I know I won’t suffer because I’ll be sleeping when they launch the misiles 😴

  12. Russian nees is like these “alt history” channels on YouTube done by 13 year olds. Just pure fantasy. These weaklings can’t invade into a neighbouring country more than 50km until their logistics chain just collapses.

  13. I’ve been sat here for two years with a snorkel and flippers on because they said they were going to use a nuclear torpedo to make a tsunami cover Britain…

  14. Imagine being the size of Russia and calling a country the size of the UK your traditional enemy hahaha. Weak ass army can’t properly occupy Ukraine, let alone send anything this way.

    I don’t think there’s a single country in Western Europe that Ivan could touch without getting the ever loving borscht slapped out of himself.

    EDIT: nevermind, I’ve glanced at r/askarussian and they’re all brain-dead. Makes sense.

  15. Love they they specifically mention Chatham Docks which are currently being torn down to build a business park. The Russians will save the developers a shed-load in demolition costs.

  16. Are they aware that if our cities are within their missiles range .. Then their cities are within our missiles range ? Like, use your brain man ? Do you even have one ?

  17. Complete psychos. Russia is truly a degenerate country.

  18. And then they wake up from siesta, pure Pedro Style. With the pillow marks still in the face. Because in the real world, as soon one missile is launched, NATO turns Russia in a nuclear test zone.

  19. This is some of the most delusional propaganda I have ever seen. “All it takes is 3 missiles and British civilization will collapse” Boris you don’t even need 1 missile, Barry does a fine job himself.

  20. ‘We will pay special attention to Britain as our traditional enemy’

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  21. Their natural enemy is first and foremost the USA. After that probably all former Soviet Nations. Hell, even France is closer to being their natural enemy than Britain and there is an entire Germany in between.

  22. >All it takes is three missiles and this civilization will collapse

    That is quite rich from a nation that will only take 1 missile in St. Petersburg and 1 missle in Moscow for it to make the Balkans ethnic explotion of the balkans look like just a somewhat tense dissolution.

  23. “All it needs is three missiles and their civilization wil collapse”

    It’s already been collapsing since Brexit.

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