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by HygQueen

17 comments
  1. I want you to be a swan. I want you to feel it. I want you to transform into a swan – I don’t want any vestige of humanity left in ya!!!

  2. Ah yes, training in breaking a man’s arm.

    But the question is whose arm?

    Yours or someone else’s?

  3. It mentions working on Britains illustrious waterways, but are there any hybrid working from home opportunities?

    I’ve got a bath.

  4. “No luck training those swans then?”

    “Well it’s just the one swan actually.”

  5. I thought it said “restrain a swan” and didn’t think I’d be able to

  6. Illustrious water ways? Aren’t they all a bit poo filled?

  7. Are there any jobs on the *pot smoking, whore-ridden waterways of Amsterdam* ?

  8. I am waiting for the announcement of the post/graduate course to this. The one which teaches singing.

  9. My friend wrote this for Viz. It’s amazing how it’s taken on a life of its own.

  10. Looks like an old Viz advert, printed out and stuck on a lampost

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