So you’re saying we can’t play toast hurling any more?

by pufballcat

9 comments
  1. _Warning! Your Breville Toaster is easily susceptible to peer pressure and must NEVER observe book burnings. If a book burning is taking place, please face your Breville Toaster away to avoid conflict on a mass scale throughout central Europe._

  2. I think that’s their way of saying it’s not really suitable for making cheese toasties by turning it on it’s side.

  3. He’s thrown a toaster over a pub, what have you done?

  4. It also helpfully informs us that the left page of the instruction manual is flammable, but the right page will be just fine.

  5. Warning: not to be used as a shoulder mounted fiery bread launcher.

    The Health and Safety nuts ruin everything.

  6. A guy in work used to put the toaster in its side like that to do cheese on toast. (We have 6 microwaves in the canteen). Toasters got banned for well over a year because of that mf.

  7. Damn HSE won’t even let me have a bread crumb induced electrical fire in my own damn toaster without a license!

  8. Jamie Oliver does this in the first episode of “Jamie’s Kitchen”…. It fails. Obviously.
    Trying to be clever – fat tongued twat.

  9. Despite it looking like blatantly bleeding obvious advice, there is a valid reason for it.
    Most decent toasters can make cheesy toasties, all toasters can make cheese on toast, but you have to do it with the toaster on its side. Otherwise, the cheese falls off.

    Unfortunately, occasionally, the toaster will catch fire. It’s not a fault! The fat from the cheese lands on the elements and needs to burn off.

    If you intend to use your toaster this way, it must be suitable and fairly fire proof, dulit toasters are suitable, but only with the switch and dial at the bottom (below the flames), the other thing that needs to be suitable for such things is you, if you’re the type of person to lose their shit because the toaster is engulfed in flames it’s best not to attempt this kind of thing.

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