Middle-aged bloke casually keys cars as he walks down street in flamingo shorts

23 comments

1. More needs to be done to help middle aged men integrate into society!

2. Pound to a penny it’s a local who doesn’t like visitors parking near where he lives.

   A couple of residents near our school do this to the sixth formers cars when they park on the road.

3. Bloke in Oldham has been doing this all over, walked down our street with a screwdriver and did every single car

4. W@nker. Hope the police catch him. I don’t even own a car and I think this is a sh1tty thing to do.

5. We all knew someone like this in school.

   Always a class A wanker.

6. Ah, it’s one of those lot again. When are we going to be able to talk about them without the PC police getting upset? /s

7. That’s some serious arm hair. I thought he had sleeves for a second.

8. Someone did this to my Tesla when I first purchased it, seems like targeted envy from a man child who can’t control his resentment that others have more money and nicer things than him. The fact he did this to other luxury cars and ignored cheaper ones say it all.

9. “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore”

10. Everyone knows what needs to be done but if anyone speaks out they will be labelled a racist!

    But “diversity is our strength” apparently

11. Sigh… Guess I can’t wear my flamingo shorts again. 

12. presumably its a local bloke, so might get an angry mob if anyone recognises him.

13. Why does he suddenly change from being a “middle-aged bloke” to a “young man” half way through the article?

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15. It’s fine if the cars are blocking the pavement or bike/bus lanes. But this isn’t cool.

16. What a strange thing to do. Particularly stupid – not that I credit him with much intelligence to start with – given the prevalence of cameras like the Tesla sentry which caught him, and doorbell cameras.

17. If cops become interested, then how come they seemingly can’t become interested in people being filmed grinding locks of bicycles – etc (also some car theft videos I’ve seen)

18. Have him pay for complete resprays of all cars- and for the hire of cars until the owners cars are returned.

19. I really feel like society is going to collapse soon. Nobody seems to give a shit about anything or anyone anymore except themselves, one day we’ll have slid into survival of the fittest and not even realized it

20. The other day 12 of July vandals have broken the windows randomly to 10 cars just outside north London they were caught on the camera but police said they can’t do much because they were wearing hoodies.

21. No point looking for a reason with this kind of thing. Some people are just horrible arseholes and need to vent their misguided rage at things.

    Many moons ago I had an old two stroke 125 for commuting that was about as unsexy and utilitarian as you could get and had a really quiet exhaust so it didn’t sound like an angry bee or anything, used to park it well out the way of the footpath chained to a lamp post against a wall outside my house and one day I find someone had ripped the plug cap off but left the screw in the ht lead so it would give me a nasty zap if the bike were wet. I never spoke to anyone or had any confrontation in that area so all I can imagine is someone who was a bit of a prick wanted to take out the disappointment about their life on the closest thing to them.

22. Almost no serious replies to this so I’ll go for: I hope this despicable cunt is found, fined and imprisoned.

23. Why is nobody concerned about his lock? If he keeps destroying his keys, poor lad may end up having to call a locksmith, can’t even use a key cutter.