Vance’s ‘childless cat ladies’ comment sparks uproar from Swift fans: ‘Armageddon is coming’

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1. Ya but how will they ever compete with the legion of fans for Kid Rock?

2. Bring the rain swifties

3. Oh oh. You never piss off the Swifties. Bad move, dude.

4. I predict wet diapers, ketchup on the wall and McDonald’s wrappers all over Mar-a-Lago when Taylor Swift inevitably endorses Kamala Harris.

5. She is just a pop star, we have nothing to be afraid of!

   JD Vance, probably

6. No President of the United States has ever given birth – I don’t understand why suddenly it’s an issue.

7. Trance is cooked.

8. Uh oh, Captain Couch-Fucker made an oopsie and angered the Swifties. I don’t think you can just shake it off my dude.

9. I am not a Swiftie, but as someone who is alive in 2024 and pays attention, I honestly believe Swift could literally save the world if she endorsed Harris at the DNC.

10. The “Swifties For Harris” Twitter account already has nearly 42k followers since being created after Biden’s announcement. They’re urging followers and fans to donate (in $13 increments), shared info on how to register to vote or check your registration status, and how to help in ways other than donating.

    The 38,500 voters who registered after the Biden announcement beat the current record for this cycle, which was previously 35,000 voter registrations last September, when Taylor Swift urged her fans to register and put out a link.

    If she could do that in 2023, imagine the swing she could have in this year’s election.

11. Quick, JD, say something disparaging about Dolly. How bad can it be?

12. This whole line of attack is so fucking stupid, because not only does it not make sense as a negative trait, criticizing people for it is the *most* anti-liberty shit ever. Why the fuck would people care. Particularly people that like “freedom?”

13. Invite her to the DNC. She can be the Democrats Hulk Hogan.

14. JD Vance is on a mission to offend every single voting bloc he possibly can

15. Maybe get our society out of the shitter and some people will want to have kids again.

16. At least Kamala never had sex with a couch.

17. It’s not just the childless cat ladies, the entire Child-free community just got called out. And they won’t like it, especially the more ‘hard-core’ members of their community. More and more young people are choosing to be Child-free. Then the Swifties will come for him. Vance is a fucking moron.

18. I’m champing at the bit because, come November, she’s gonna release the Swifties unto the nation so they can swarm voting booths hither and yon.

19. Cats are cool. You’re not JD. Or JP, whatever trump is calling you these days.

20. Now they’ve gone and lost the cat ladies vote as well.

21. Kitty has claws.

22. I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Swiftie.

    What about side by side with a friend?

    Aye. I could do that.

    (No, but seriously, I stopped disliking Taylor about 5 years ago when I found out her extreme love for cats. I can’t hate a cat lover. I’m very tired of her being spammed all over the place, but no dislike anymore.)

23. Swift needs to make an announcement in 2 months stating that she is supporting kamala harris, and she will release a new album, but only if kamala wins the presidency.

24. No kids = fewer workers/taxpayers to fleece. The nerve of some people!

25. Sup ladies. Childless cat dad here. Let’s show team Drumpf what’s what.

26. Karmageddon. Karma is the VP, becoming the new prezi.

27. The cavalry has arrived.

28. Taylor endorsed Biden Harris in 2020. She even made Biden Harris 2020 cookies. She will endorse Kamala and her soon to be VP at the right time.

29. *daddy, why does that man keep punching himself in the face?*