Saw a building with an “In Only” sign on one gate, an “Out Only” on the other, and someone had put a sign saying “Shake it all About Only” just next to it.
There’s a Dave Allen bit where he’s talking about being on tour somewhere, out the back of the venue having a smoke and encountering a door with a sign on if that reads “This door is not an entrance OR an exit!”.
He gets pretty snarky about it. Like… “Okay, so why put a door there then!?”
A sigh in front of a mountain: “mountain straight on.”
That’s right I’m gonna look at the dog instead
I saw a ” No Parking. Business as usual” sign recently.
While visiting Boston in Americay, I saw a STOP sign and a NO STOPPING sign on the same pole. I would have pulled over to take a photo, but, you know.
Saw one recently “Beware of the Bull”, someone had scribbled “shit” a few times on the sign.
Was a walk that goes through a few fields, two of which *did* have young bull herds & i guess loads of “bull”shit! 😂
In the Dublin Docklands. I’m something of a connoisseur of improperly placed Keep Left, Keep Right, and Mandatory Turn signs.
Saw one that said “Welcome to Dublin”.
There’s a sign along the road in Achill that just says “DANGER”. Locusts? Explosions? A dip in the road? Murderous sheep? Concealed entrance? Tsunamis? Zombie golfers? Who knows? Just generally watch out for DANGER.
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You could have just said you don’t get jokes instead of making this post.
So you *did* read it?! Oh boy, are you in trouble now!
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Do not throw stones at this sign.
So you admit that you read it…?
Saw a building with an “In Only” sign on one gate, an “Out Only” on the other, and someone had put a sign saying “Shake it all About Only” just next to it.
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There’s a Dave Allen bit where he’s talking about being on tour somewhere, out the back of the venue having a smoke and encountering a door with a sign on if that reads “This door is not an entrance OR an exit!”.
He gets pretty snarky about it. Like… “Okay, so why put a door there then!?”
A sigh in front of a mountain: “mountain straight on.”
That’s right I’m gonna look at the dog instead
I saw a ” No Parking. Business as usual” sign recently.
While visiting Boston in Americay, I saw a STOP sign and a NO STOPPING sign on the same pole. I would have pulled over to take a photo, but, you know.
Saw one recently “Beware of the Bull”, someone had scribbled “shit” a few times on the sign.
Was a walk that goes through a few fields, two of which *did* have young bull herds & i guess loads of “bull”shit! 😂
https://preview.redd.it/7ajdgrc33ned1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c883f792e0ae76fe0ab50bd7103c0dd3cc0d139
In the Dublin Docklands. I’m something of a connoisseur of improperly placed Keep Left, Keep Right, and Mandatory Turn signs.
Saw one that said “Welcome to Dublin”.
There’s a sign along the road in Achill that just says “DANGER”. Locusts? Explosions? A dip in the road? Murderous sheep? Concealed entrance? Tsunamis? Zombie golfers? Who knows? Just generally watch out for DANGER.
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On the south quays in Dublin. I wonder why they closed down?
That dog is onto you! Better just lie down and wait to be apprehended