Damn, took the world long enough to finally patch us out
^(They don’t know we’ll come back a few decades later in the Nazis from Space dlc)
Where do we go for cheap gasoline now?
Welcome to the Tyrolean Riviera
First class WelpImTrapped is thereby awarded the Légion d’Honneur and Croix du Mérite for his brave dernier carré against the relentless Runterwählenkrieg of the great hereditary enemy.
May our flag forever fly on the cathedral of Strasbourg.
Ahhh and just like that we PIGS are third world nations
already knew before looking at the flag its the buck broken alsatian
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a small price to pay for the eradication of Berlin
Finally, Strasbourg-by-the-sea 😎⛱️
By the way you can thank me later, Ueli and Sepperl.
Enjoy poverty Greece and Spain
LUXEMBOURG MY BELOVED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking finally
Not gonna lie. It has been a source of trouble since the days of the battle of Teutoburger forest.
finally
But who are we supposed to blame for ww3 now?
It’s free real estate
Barry to have an existential crisis.
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Did we get rid of Denmark as well? It’s like buy one get one free
Yes yes finally we got access to the Sea.
Most creative Alsatian joke, you really did inherit all the worst parts of german culture.
PIGS relegated to third world countries confirmed?!
“We will call it… THE GULF OF PEACE”
* everyone proceede to kill each others for the exclusive economic zone *
Finally i can be a drunk sailor in the port of Venlo
Luxebourg naval superpower by 2050!!!!
Nooooo our germoney!!! What are we supposed to do now???? WORK??!!!
So then we need a referendum on who we will have as national “disliker country” instead.
Maybe Germany is lost, but germans survived in our natural reserve:
So, all Germans get to go to the closest border? ❤️🇩🇰
Wait.. they removed luxembourh as wel..
Not that I care.
Where are the British gents when you need them most?! A fr*nch is spitting bs and no one in sight is attempting to stop them…
Also, I don’t like german d*ck, I just need them to exist to get my money.
Look at how much land we could reclaim.
* insert it should have been me meme here *
https://preview.redd.it/7tfgmwxxfoed1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a446703cce1cdcf15567615620f547d15005a2f
EU treasury: “I’m in trouble!”
The german austrian border must be crazy after that. Just like in a glitched minecraft world
https://i.redd.it/z7gbm3n5koed1.gif
Polderen
I see this as an absolute win
Dammit, now we need to build even more dykes.
Damn, took the world long enough to finally patch us out
^(They don’t know we’ll come back a few decades later in the Nazis from Space dlc)
Where do we go for cheap gasoline now?
Welcome to the Tyrolean Riviera
First class WelpImTrapped is thereby awarded the Légion d’Honneur and Croix du Mérite for his brave dernier carré against the relentless Runterwählenkrieg of the great hereditary enemy.
May our flag forever fly on the cathedral of Strasbourg.
Ahhh and just like that we PIGS are third world nations
already knew before looking at the flag its the buck broken alsatian