Deutsche Bahn could do this even without any kind of attack.
This is why you go with the Aussie solution of shit public transport from the start.
Classic German terrorism to mook the Deutsche Bahn look good
Jesus, why do the orcs have to be such fucking arseholes all the time
This Olympic opening ceremony is very meta already.
Must be Hans, he’s jealous because even Pierre’s trains are better than his
Today I feel like Deutsche Bahn
It’s not like I have evidence or anything, but I’m pretty sure the guy who did this is called Ivan.
Renfe: Do you need an attack for that?
Russkies or pork-avoiders?
Small dick Ivan is jealous of the rest of the world. Small dick Ivan doesnt want others to be happy if he needs to live in a shithole. Small dick Ivan will soon be taken over by China
Je suis ~~DB~~ SNCF!
I love how Europe is effectively in a mainly one sided guerilla war with Russia at this point. Good thing our nuclear power plants probably run on something impenetrable like Windows XP.
Nothing new, Russia is fighting this secret war for over a decade, they hack us, they sabotage us, the sent hitman, and yet we do not supply their enemies enough to topple their tyranny
It was arson apparently. I know I’m shocked who heard of that happening in Fr*nce.
I thought it was part of the opening ceremony.
Standard French traditions.
Arson protest and a strike. I assume the strike is tomorrow
Welcome to ~~the thunderdome~~ France bitches!
Smells like orc
Everyone thinks its Ivan’s sabotage, but its just a regular day in France
Russians are such wussies
Imagine being a first world country at war with a known enemy, knowing full well that he is going to try and pull this sort of shit, and then not preparing yourself for the shit you were told would happen long before it did.
Congratulations, everyone.
Next up, we’ll have Putin sitting in our Bundestag and some newspaper proclaiming that they didn’t know that man who looked like Putin was Putin because he said he was there incognito.
Whoops, guess he got us!!!!
Vladimir, Mohamed, Mamadou and some madlad Pierre all together for the dirty work.
Fun fact: there is currently a Russian sponsored sabotage gig-economy in Europe. Imagine Uber, but for blowing up Arms warehouses or painting Hakenkreuzen on synagogues.
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Ivan doing Ivan stuff
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Deutsche Bahn could do this even without any kind of attack.
This is why you go with the Aussie solution of shit public transport from the start.
Classic German terrorism to mook the Deutsche Bahn look good
Jesus, why do the orcs have to be such fucking arseholes all the time
This Olympic opening ceremony is very meta already.
Must be Hans, he’s jealous because even Pierre’s trains are better than his
Today I feel like Deutsche Bahn
It’s not like I have evidence or anything, but I’m pretty sure the guy who did this is called Ivan.
Renfe: Do you need an attack for that?
Russkies or pork-avoiders?
Small dick Ivan is jealous of the rest of the world. Small dick Ivan doesnt want others to be happy if he needs to live in a shithole. Small dick Ivan will soon be taken over by China
Je suis ~~DB~~ SNCF!
I love how Europe is effectively in a mainly one sided guerilla war with Russia at this point. Good thing our nuclear power plants probably run on something impenetrable like Windows XP.
Nothing new, Russia is fighting this secret war for over a decade, they hack us, they sabotage us, the sent hitman, and yet we do not supply their enemies enough to topple their tyranny
It was arson apparently. I know I’m shocked who heard of that happening in Fr*nce.
I thought it was part of the opening ceremony.
Standard French traditions.
Arson protest and a strike. I assume the strike is tomorrow
Welcome to ~~the thunderdome~~ France bitches!
Smells like orc
Everyone thinks its Ivan’s sabotage, but its just a regular day in France
Russians are such wussies
Imagine being a first world country at war with a known enemy, knowing full well that he is going to try and pull this sort of shit, and then not preparing yourself for the shit you were told would happen long before it did.
Congratulations, everyone.
Next up, we’ll have Putin sitting in our Bundestag and some newspaper proclaiming that they didn’t know that man who looked like Putin was Putin because he said he was there incognito.
Whoops, guess he got us!!!!
Vladimir, Mohamed, Mamadou and some madlad Pierre all together for the dirty work.
Breaking is accurate
https://preview.redd.it/hqyanhuw3ued1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d4491b48e66ff7500e9f0514eabfa5be74a3ed
Our trains can also be used as a ship 😎
Fun fact: there is currently a Russian sponsored sabotage gig-economy in Europe. Imagine Uber, but for blowing up Arms warehouses or painting Hakenkreuzen on synagogues.
https://preview.redd.it/y1hcl57p4ued1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2392e2ce3951f187e0a0e186ba0858fb908f5c
And now someone is wondering? 🧐
(Per capital rail infrastructure investment)
