Austrians always have their way 😎

by Commercial_Gas_4028

10 comments
  1. The lush green border represents their mighty fleet and vast colonial empire, worthy of one of the mightiest empires of the 19th century.

    Sorry, I had to make something up in a hurry and the only things I can tell you about modern austria from the top of my head is that they call Aldi – Hofer and always have trafficjams in their tunnels when I want to transit through them into PIGS countries.

  2. *me constantly confusing mountain Germans for smooth ter(b)rain Germans anyway*

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  3. Austria is kinda the whore that fucked her way to Power.

    > Bella gerant aliī, tu felix Austria nūbe.

  4. Austria’s greatest achievement in the whole history is not making Hungary it’s bitch (let’s be honest, that’s not that of a high bar), but making the world think Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian.

  5. France is the main responsible for WWI and I will die on this trench.

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