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by Financial_Crysis

37 comments

  1. Makes sense, though I’d put the French as Wizards rather than Gnomes.

    Simply for the fact a Wizard is never late, nor are they early, they just arrive precisely when they mean to.

  3. Barry is the least elven-like creature ever. France would be the elves (arrogant, think they are better than everyone else, seem sophisticated but when you really look at them they are just as shit as everyone else).

    Barries work better as dwarfs: their food is bad, they are a bit rowdy all the time, round body type, and they are essentially a group of high functioning alcoholics. And they hate the French elves.

  6. This map is so shit I don’t even know where to begin. Could instantly tell it was a barry.

  7. Putting elves on the British isles is absolutely ridiculous.

    Putting barbarians on greece is also quite ironic considering where the word barbarian comes from.

  10. As someone who grew up in the West Country, I object to an inferior race appropriating our Hobbits.

  12. i can see that good job op, maybe not fairies for the spainiards and ports but the rest i can see

  14. Hobbits. The heroes of the ENGLISH stories written by an ENGLISH man are not in England?

  15. …elves are more of a nordic myth thing, faeries are more uk/ireland, although the mythological faeries aren’t nice and cute like the modern day imaginary of them.

    The hobbits are exclusively from the uk as a mr Tolkien creation.

    You got most of these wrong

  16. Salaga doola, menchicka boola, bibbidi bobbidi boo.

    A daily siesta is just not enough.

    Bibbidi bobbidi boo.

  18. Ah yes, that mythical race, *checks notes*, villagers

  19. So wrong

    Tolkein used Finnish as one of his inspirations for Quenya, so Finns can be elves

    Hobbits *are* *literally* *written* *inside* Tolkein’s idyllic version of England, and eat English food. ‘Nuff said, Hobbits are Barrys

    Hamish is a dwarf because he has been in popular fiction for ages.

    Paddy lives in Bree ‘cause there’s a pub with people singing in it

    Stavros used to be influential but now his place is in ruins, so he’s Numenorean

    Orcs yes

    Jan is that tentacle monster that lives in the swamp outside Moria

    Hans is Rohan

    Pierre – literally Mordor

  21. Italian hobbits? Italy is Gondor: great architecture, a shell of his past glory, no government

  22. I think spain and Portugal are better gnomes/hobbits than they are fairies. They are short, do the siesta and have nice pilosity.

  23. yeah nah mate im not a fucking elf, dunno about spain being fairies, never really known fairies to be described as lazy.

  26. I thought Germans are undead. Everytime they get defeated they get decapitated they return as strongest nation in Europe

  28. The irony of us being barbarians…i love it…its accurate

  29. Barbarian is a greek word for describing everyone non greek how did we end up as one ?🙄

  31. Bro Manchester is litterly the inspiration behind 40K Orks. England should at least be devided, anything north of London is based on Orks, anything south of London is cringe snooty elves. This is why London is split directly down the middle

  34. With the whole religious craze in Poland (although currently diminishing), winged hussars and the Witcher, I’d put them as Orc-hunters. Same for Czechia, Slovakia and Ukraine.

  35. Terrible. Only your vikings and orcs are right.

    Barbarians come from Germany. Where your barbarians are should be vampires.

    Brits are knights or dwarves, nothing delicate and elf like about us.

    Italy needs to be either fairies or elves, they have that feminine and superior quality.

    Spanish are hobbits. Little hairy folk that like their sleep and comfort.

    French are the villagers. Love a cheeky uprising so they do.

    Werewolves should extend to cover Greece too. They’re all hairy and chaotic down those parts.

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