Imagine if instead of fighting between us, we had respected each ones boundaries. We had the world, and it was not enough, and now we have Eurovision as punishment.
Portugal would be Norrington
Ah yes Davy Jones, archetypical Spaniard…
Come now. Spaniards don’t look that good.
Didn’t you forget someone here?…
You forgot Germany!
Where is Portugal ?

lol Jack should be the UK, putos piratas
Ha… guillotine, ça sonne français, j’adore la France surtout la “Mayonnaise”
Wouldn’t Jack be Spain? Lazy, cheater and handsome? And France Jones? Smells like rotten fish.
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Imagine if instead of fighting between us, we had respected each ones boundaries. We had the world, and it was not enough, and now we have Eurovision as punishment.
Portugal would be Norrington
Ah yes Davy Jones, archetypical Spaniard…
Come now. Spaniards don’t look that good.
Didn’t you forget someone here?…
You forgot Germany!
Where is Portugal ?

lol Jack should be the UK, putos piratas
Ha… guillotine, ça sonne français, j’adore la France surtout la “Mayonnaise”
Wouldn’t Jack be Spain? Lazy, cheater and handsome? And France Jones? Smells like rotten fish.
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# FUCK THE BIG THREE ITS JUST BIG ME
Johnny Depp would be thrilled to have a French flag on his head. He’s a weirdly massive Francophile *and* Anglophile poser as Yanks go.
Actually if we 3 mf would have joined forces, the world would have been ours. Wait, it already was.