Cue Godfather chicken, “look what they done to my boy”.
I’m starting to see where she was coming from tbf
Ah now thats dirty. Looks intentional
Time to pop off to Aldi to flirt with the checkout girl about chocolate rounds now.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Divorces are expensive but in this case justified
DIVORCED!
You best walk slowly to Aldi (twice) for this monstrosity.
Off to the shops now, don’t forget the covid tests!
Not if that egg gets there first
Marriage is grand but divorce is 100 grand
Just don’t even fuckin talk to her man
Poached egg looking like a H.P Lovecraft short story.
If I didn’t know better I’d say you’re doing it on purpose.
And you know what, she’d be dead right.
Watch Alton Browns video abut poaching eggs on YouTube and you will be a master in no time. I am not gonna link it because you fucked that egg up and you don’t deserve it.
I’m gonna tell the guards she was with me the whole time, you deserve what you get.
I love this sub, you guys are so much fun 😂
Release a tutorial on that egg lad. Haven’t had a good row with the missus in a while
I genuinely can’t tell if this is badly poached or badly fried. Impressive.
You’ll need to get her four trifles to make it up to her.
Reddit relationships – lawyer up
R/ireland – Learn how to cook an egg properly
read the post this morning and it made me really crave some poached eggs.
Made them and they were glorious.
If you didn’t want to make her a poached egg you shouldnt have bothered
you want to get divorced? because, thats how you get a divorce.
This is really highly divorceable behaviour. You want to be single. Admit it.
Lol, there’s a lot of confused people that missed the original
Idk that egg might kill her before she gets a chance to
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How? How did you murder an egg so badly?
Cue Godfather chicken, “look what they done to my boy”.
I’m starting to see where she was coming from tbf
Ah now thats dirty. Looks intentional
Time to pop off to Aldi to flirt with the checkout girl about chocolate rounds now.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Divorces are expensive but in this case justified
DIVORCED!
You best walk slowly to Aldi (twice) for this monstrosity.
Off to the shops now, don’t forget the covid tests!
Not if that egg gets there first
Marriage is grand but divorce is 100 grand
Just don’t even fuckin talk to her man
Poached egg looking like a H.P Lovecraft short story.
If I didn’t know better I’d say you’re doing it on purpose.
And you know what, she’d be dead right.
Watch Alton Browns video abut poaching eggs on YouTube and you will be a master in no time. I am not gonna link it because you fucked that egg up and you don’t deserve it.
I’m gonna tell the guards she was with me the whole time, you deserve what you get.
I love this sub, you guys are so much fun 😂
Release a tutorial on that egg lad. Haven’t had a good row with the missus in a while
I genuinely can’t tell if this is badly poached or badly fried. Impressive.
You’ll need to get her four trifles to make it up to her.
Reddit relationships – lawyer up
R/ireland – Learn how to cook an egg properly
read the post this morning and it made me really crave some poached eggs.
Made them and they were glorious.
If you didn’t want to make her a poached egg you shouldnt have bothered
you want to get divorced? because, thats how you get a divorce.
This is really highly divorceable behaviour. You want to be single. Admit it.
Lol, there’s a lot of confused people that missed the original
Idk that egg might kill her before she gets a chance to
This is just not good an eouf
To be fair, she’d be jusitifed.
Your about to have the best couple of days ever
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Sit in the car and watch some TV
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