Pierre organising the most boring opening ceremony ever

by leyoji

29 comments

  1. Why the fuck is half of it Assassins Creed, I know Ubisoft is fr*nch but come on now

  2. I knew the Fr*nch were gay, but this must be too much even for San Francisco.

    edit: finally some fucking balls

    edit2: scratch that.

  4. Fuck it’s embarrassing. Seeing the wankers in charge of the ceremony I confess I’m not surprised

    Edit : it’s getting better

  5. clicked off and watched some of the london 2012 ceremony

  6. Jokes aside, I kinda like that they spread out the presentation of the different teams in between dances and songs. The 1h+ walk in alphabetical order is usually what’s boring

  7. Haven’t been able to get back home to watch it just yet, but scared too now.

    2012 has always been an insurmountable act to follow, so don’t worry too much, Pierre x

  11. It’s gone weird and shit again

    Edit- better with the military band joining in with Nakamura singing

  12. If you need entertainment, go and look up who reinvented the Olympic torch relay that the French are so enthusiastically celebrating today. In the name of peace and unity!

  14. Nice thing on keeping your own alphabatical order. This is why we hate you, Pierre.

  16. We will have to get the L on that one UK, but the war is not over.

  19. Pierre we have been enemies for so long but I will stand by and defend in your darkest hour. There is no defending this.

  21. What Faustian pact did Keir make with the weather gods to ensure that this was ruined by rain?

  22. Sure is a lot of British flags on all these “nations”

  23. All jokes aside, I like how the introduction of the countries is split up by various bits between them, instead of what you usually get where it’s incredibly boring cause it’s only the countries announced and no breaks between it. Also like the idea of it being throughout the city along the river, as it shows off the entire city very well, though a shame it’s raining 🙁 and spectators only see so much of the actual show itself.

  24. Tbf I thinks it’s really awesome, they at least tried their hardest to not make it boring

  25. I’m waiting for the huge US team to appear on an aircraft carrier

  26. Currently losing my mind over Claude François being played. The entire ceremony is about celebrating women and LGBTQ people and the guy was known to like his girls young, *because after 18 yo they tend to think too much.*

  27. Seriously, What. The. Fuck.

    Was the river thing planned? Like Spain in a whole boat and Estonia sitting there. And Ethiopia sharing the back of one with two other countries.

    What an embarrassment.

    I couldn’t watch any further.

  28. Honestly its fine, the parkour through the city is pretty cool, there are some really cool parts like gojira and that hommage to melies, really the only truly boring moments are when they’re showing through boats

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