When he put the microphone down and revealed it was all mimed, it felt like they’d officially given up.
The Blue Man Group is trying a new creative direction…
Nah – opening ceremonies should be representative of the host country, and a metal band playing with an opera singer while giant beheaded women stand in the windows and blood ribbons explode everywhere before the ceremony moves on to a celebration of threesomes is the most French thing that has ever happened.
Guess you could say he blue himself
Smurfs have really reinvented themselves…
Can he play RB?
I think you have to give credit to the woman in the back ground who continued to pretend that she was mixing the music, even in that rain. That is
commitment to a bit!
It rained on that parade. Literally.
In the full image one of the guys in the back has his balls out
What is this sick nonsense
Looks like Keith Lemon
2012 opening ceremony was a masterpiece. This is shite.
What in the name of Satanic ritualistic worship is going on here
The hot air balloon rising with the Eiffel Tower in the background was pretty iconic though
Lim Jayhe at your cervix!
Sorry France, Danny Boyle is still GOAT.
Where can i rewatch this 🤣. Was tucking the kid to bed earlier completely utterly missed it. This is too good i need to see this to believe it🤣
Edit: imo London 2012 opening wins hands down but they got Celine Dion to sing so fair enough.
First third was shite.
Middle third was boring.
Last third was well done.
Gojira good. Imagine bad.
A bearded Smurf and Jabba the Statue of Liberty is the sort of subversive shit I’d expect from a French olympics
Shows how classy the London opening was, this was trashy, odd and creepy
OMG, what kind of crap is this?
Philippe Katerine is a popular singer here known for his eccentricity. I realize it must have been confusing for the rest of the world, he’s really quirky, but frankly we wouldn’t expect anything less from him.
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I don’t know what this is but it looks gross
has eurotrash started again ?
When he put the microphone down and revealed it was all mimed, it felt like they’d officially given up.
The Blue Man Group is trying a new creative direction…
Nah – opening ceremonies should be representative of the host country, and a metal band playing with an opera singer while giant beheaded women stand in the windows and blood ribbons explode everywhere before the ceremony moves on to a celebration of threesomes is the most French thing that has ever happened.
Guess you could say he blue himself
Smurfs have really reinvented themselves…
Can he play RB?
I think you have to give credit to the woman in the back ground who continued to pretend that she was mixing the music, even in that rain. That is
commitment to a bit!
It rained on that parade. Literally.
In the full image one of the guys in the back has his balls out
What is this sick nonsense
Looks like Keith Lemon
2012 opening ceremony was a masterpiece. This is shite.
What in the name of Satanic ritualistic worship is going on here
The hot air balloon rising with the Eiffel Tower in the background was pretty iconic though
Lim Jayhe at your cervix!
Sorry France, Danny Boyle is still GOAT.
Where can i rewatch this 🤣. Was tucking the kid to bed earlier completely utterly missed it. This is too good i need to see this to believe it🤣
Edit: imo London 2012 opening wins hands down but they got Celine Dion to sing so fair enough.
First third was shite.
Middle third was boring.
Last third was well done.
Gojira good. Imagine bad.
A bearded Smurf and Jabba the Statue of Liberty is the sort of subversive shit I’d expect from a French olympics
Shows how classy the London opening was, this was trashy, odd and creepy
OMG, what kind of crap is this?
Philippe Katerine is a popular singer here known for his eccentricity. I realize it must have been confusing for the rest of the world, he’s really quirky, but frankly we wouldn’t expect anything less from him.