How much longer are we gonna be here Pierre 🥱

by demmka

15 comments

  2. This is as embarrassing as I thought 2012 would be, except ours turned out good, and this is absolutely terrible. 

    If I was French I’d be so fucking embarrassed I would hide from the internet for a month at least. 

  6. Why the fuck are Australia at the end? What in God’s name do you call Australia Pierre?

  7. Even i suffer :/ Fucking 2 hrs of boats! But be happy you don’t have the french comms :/

  8. I love France but this is dire! It’s just Ru-Paul’s drag race.

    They couldn’t even alphabetise the boats- Zambia, Zimbabwe… Australia, United States, France??

  10. I love that Frenchies got like 15 min screen time on the boat when others had 5 secs. Go and show your mod power abuse!

  11. Always thought Rowan Atkinson was french as a kid. No idea why but it just fit.

  12. Does France struggle for TV producers? So many of the camera cuts have been mis-timed. Random 1-second accidental shots, cutting to cameras while they’re blocked, dancers who are still waiting for their cue to start dancing (or in a couple of cases have clearly just finished a routine) etc

    I picture the live control room is just a solitary Pierre taking constant cigarette breaks.

  14. It’s not over until the skinny Québécois sings.

  15. Looking at the comments I’m so glad that I didn’t give a damn about the opening ceremony and didn’t watch, I dodged a bullet with that one.

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