>MoS: [Sue Gray is told Carrie Johnson’s friends ‘held a Downing St Winner Takes It All Abba party’ on the day Dominic Cummings quit and left with his belongings in a box – so will it be in redacted report to be published this week?](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10455725/Carrie-Johnsons-friends-held-Downing-St-Winner-Takes-Abba-party-day-Cummings-quit.html)
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> * Sue Gray has been told about ‘victory party’ held by friends of Carrie Symonds
> * Party took place on night of November 13, 2020, after Dominic Cummings left
> * Mr Cummings had allegedly lost power struggle with Ms Symonds and other advisers
> * Source told Mail on Sunday that party involved a ‘number of Abba tracks’ 77
>
>(mirror link: https://archive.is/ws0YI)
and some extra:
>[MoS: ‘We’re the only ones allowed to party’: Drunk Downing Street staffer’s taunt to police after lockdown party is revealed to Sue Gray – but the public will only get to see a redacted report next week thanks to Cressida Dick](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10455891/Tipsy-Downing-Street-staffer-boasted-No-10-security-late-night-office.html)
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> * A tipsy Downing Street staffer reportedly boasted to No 10’s security guards
> * They allegedly told security guards that ‘we’re the only ones allowed to party’
> * A witness is claimed to have reported the jibe to Sue Gray’s ‘Partygate’ inquiry
> * Meanwhile, inquiry was told of ‘victory party’ held by friends of Carrie Symonds
> * Party took place on night of November 13, 2020, after Dominic Cummings left
>
>(mirror link: https://archive.is/uKFNp)
Well, someone hasn’t listened to the lyrics of “Winner Takes it all”. It’s not exactly a victory anthem…
If they only partied on the day he left, I would almost be tempted to forgive them…
So it turns out that Boris’ new wife is exactly the sort of petty, arrogant disaster that her detractors claim.
I am SHOCKED.
I’m kind of turning towards the belief that Joe Lycett’s fake report sent them panicking is not because they didn’t read it, but rather they did and the jokes he made are actual things that did happen.
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Imagine if Abba, after so few months since reforming, splits up again over this.
[reposting](https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/sg5mwi/note_to_boris_johnsons_sad_apologists_stop/huu2wva/?context=3) this:
>MoS: [Sue Gray is told Carrie Johnson’s friends ‘held a Downing St Winner Takes It All Abba party’ on the day Dominic Cummings quit and left with his belongings in a box – so will it be in redacted report to be published this week?](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10455725/Carrie-Johnsons-friends-held-Downing-St-Winner-Takes-Abba-party-day-Cummings-quit.html)
>
> * Sue Gray has been told about ‘victory party’ held by friends of Carrie Symonds
> * Party took place on night of November 13, 2020, after Dominic Cummings left
> * Mr Cummings had allegedly lost power struggle with Ms Symonds and other advisers
> * Source told Mail on Sunday that party involved a ‘number of Abba tracks’ 77
>
>(mirror link: https://archive.is/ws0YI)
and some extra:
>[MoS: ‘We’re the only ones allowed to party’: Drunk Downing Street staffer’s taunt to police after lockdown party is revealed to Sue Gray – but the public will only get to see a redacted report next week thanks to Cressida Dick](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10455891/Tipsy-Downing-Street-staffer-boasted-No-10-security-late-night-office.html)
>
> * A tipsy Downing Street staffer reportedly boasted to No 10’s security guards
> * They allegedly told security guards that ‘we’re the only ones allowed to party’
> * A witness is claimed to have reported the jibe to Sue Gray’s ‘Partygate’ inquiry
> * Meanwhile, inquiry was told of ‘victory party’ held by friends of Carrie Symonds
> * Party took place on night of November 13, 2020, after Dominic Cummings left
>
>(mirror link: https://archive.is/uKFNp)
Well, someone hasn’t listened to the lyrics of “Winner Takes it all”. It’s not exactly a victory anthem…
If they only partied on the day he left, I would almost be tempted to forgive them…
So it turns out that Boris’ new wife is exactly the sort of petty, arrogant disaster that her detractors claim.
I am SHOCKED.
I’m kind of turning towards the belief that Joe Lycett’s fake report sent them panicking is not because they didn’t read it, but rather they did and the jokes he made are actual things that did happen.