Of course Schwarzenegger. But I also want to mention that Christoph Walz (Hans in this picture) is also Austrian lol. He even played an austrian SS officer in inglorious bastards which is the reference used.
JUICHEN!
You don’t dare add us because you know everyone would choose the British option*, and the world would be back on its proper axis.
The name’s Bond…
Or Sir Kier Starmer, as he looks nails not wearing one of those stupid see-through rain bonnets like the rest at the Olympics.
Quim would absolutely massacre the zombies with tunes from his accordion
We will take Louis van Gaal. He comes with an army.
NL, zombies will focus on the tall slow guy while i escape
I go with the Swiss, of course they don’t attack zombies. They don’t have to, with the bunker networks they have lying around. Just look on Youtube for Swiss mountain bunkers. These guys were ready for a zombie apocalypse before it was even a thing.
Pedro
You are hiding supplies under the floor board are you not?
The spaniard atleast have a gun. Do you like guns?
Christoph Waltz is Austrian lol
João, always and forever
Louis de Funes forever
well fuck
joao ftw
The Swiss are still allowed to attack Swiss zombies
Both Christoph Waltz and Hans Landa are Austrian.
Typical, Germany gets all the blame for him and Austria gets represented by Schwarzenegger instead.
Silvio would rizz up female zombies
Finish Linux of course
Louis de Funès has cartoon level power scalling, Im choosing him
Swiss, maybe they won’t attack the zombies but they have many bunkers
land human zombies or sardine zombies too ? if it involves having to deal with the ocean joão wins the cake. mf is gonna eat them all.
Remember, you don’t have to outrun the zombies, you just have to be faster than a Pedro during his siesta
And now the monkey comes out the sleeve
I’m going for Pierre. Pretty sure his smell repell even zombies.
We got bunkers 😎
Always Arnie!
With Torrente you’d have some amusing last moments of life
Zombies do not attack switzerland because they would steal them their Gold reserves… They will do it anyway but it is fact we do not say out loud.
Easy choice I guess. It’s us. We’re the best, we‘re superior, everyone should choose us and be like us.
Luigi but only it the zombies are female
Puny Switzerland included but big boy Sweden isn’t? I refuse to play
JUICHEN
Going with Hans for another round. What could possibly go wrong we’re the power couple baby
I’d take the only nationality with experience in repelling zombie attacks: Ukraine.
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I’ve heard Hans is good at mass killings
That Pierre? Definitely him, it’d be a comedy where nobody actually dies. Maybe I’m gone to outer space after eating some cabbage soup.
The Swiss are real? I thought it was a scary story
Joao would build you a building. He’s the most useful there.
Cons : his saudades will depress you
IT Luigi was a zombie himself last years
DE Hans is good at killing and every Pt João is the all around master of the noble art of “desenrasque” so we’ll be fine.
Blue man on a plate is missing…
[Easy choice for a Swede.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finlands_sak_%C3%A4r_v%C3%A5r)
https://preview.redd.it/qhvvcoz232fd1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=b731ea1169755fc82f22a7a6a709df9fca2f5d0b
Of course Schwarzenegger. But I also want to mention that Christoph Walz (Hans in this picture) is also Austrian lol. He even played an austrian SS officer in inglorious bastards which is the reference used.
JUICHEN!
You don’t dare add us because you know everyone would choose the British option*, and the world would be back on its proper axis.
The name’s Bond…
Or Sir Kier Starmer, as he looks nails not wearing one of those stupid see-through rain bonnets like the rest at the Olympics.
Quim would absolutely massacre the zombies with tunes from his accordion
We will take Louis van Gaal. He comes with an army.
NL, zombies will focus on the tall slow guy while i escape
I go with the Swiss, of course they don’t attack zombies. They don’t have to, with the bunker networks they have lying around. Just look on Youtube for Swiss mountain bunkers. These guys were ready for a zombie apocalypse before it was even a thing.
Pedro
You are hiding supplies under the floor board are you not?
The spaniard atleast have a gun. Do you like guns?
Christoph Waltz is Austrian lol
João, always and forever
Louis de Funes forever
well fuck
joao ftw
The Swiss are still allowed to attack Swiss zombies
Both Christoph Waltz and Hans Landa are Austrian.
Typical, Germany gets all the blame for him and Austria gets represented by Schwarzenegger instead.
Silvio would rizz up female zombies
Finish Linux of course
Louis de Funès has cartoon level power scalling, Im choosing him
Swiss, maybe they won’t attack the zombies but they have many bunkers
land human zombies or sardine zombies too ? if it involves having to deal with the ocean joão wins the cake. mf is gonna eat them all.
Remember, you don’t have to outrun the zombies, you just have to be faster than a Pedro during his siesta
And now the monkey comes out the sleeve
I’m going for Pierre. Pretty sure his smell repell even zombies.
We got bunkers 😎
Always Arnie!
With Torrente you’d have some amusing last moments of life
Zombies do not attack switzerland because they would steal them their Gold reserves… They will do it anyway but it is fact we do not say out loud.
Easy choice I guess. It’s us. We’re the best, we‘re superior, everyone should choose us and be like us.
Luigi but only it the zombies are female
Puny Switzerland included but big boy Sweden isn’t? I refuse to play
JUICHEN
Going with Hans for another round. What could possibly go wrong we’re the power couple baby
I’d take the only nationality with experience in repelling zombie attacks: Ukraine.