What’s going on with Portugal?

by JohnnyBandito

29 comments
  1. We are sleeping (or in Luxembourg).

    Wake us only when the muslim iberian population reaches 49.9%, then we shall restart it all again.

  2. Pedro, look in the mirror. Look what you have become, you uded to be the coolest on the bloc, controlling almost an entire continet by your own. You had so much silver and gold you didnt know what to do with it. Pierre and Barry feared you. After 400 years of foreign opression you created one of the largest empires to be seen in modern times.

    Now 500 years later, you are cant keep up with the cool new kids. Your children dont want to talk to you anymore and lets be real here, you sit in second row when it comes to european affaires just like us and Portugal… man cmon, you used to be cool.

  3. Chill on the beach, get money, eat pastel de nata..

    Seems like they got it figured out…

  4. At least João has Pasteis de Nata!
    Best thing ever created

  5. The monster will only wake up when the Muslim population reaches 50% in Iberia.

  6. We had a good run overall I’d say. As long as the Dutch keep in sinking further than us, I’m happy

  7. Why are brazilians in this group? Its a european group. The full time job of brazilians is just to post this on the net.

  8. Portugal is so small they should let them have their colonias back. What a great injustice.

  9. Tf you think. The UK screwed us, the spanish screwed us, the Dutch screwed us, the USA screwed us, and the spanish are trying to screw us again. THE FUCK YOU THINK?!

  10. You too, Pedro. You’ve literally split the world in half with Portuguese by Treaty of Tordesillas and right now you are either doing siesta or being unemployed.

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