1/2 toilet paper roll for my ass, and 1/2 for my sweat holy f*ck…

by CelestialDimension

11 comments
  1. Exactly! I wasn’t ready for THIS HEAT after 2 years living here

  2. Its not summer untill you sweat your ass off in the toilet

  3. You need to space it out strategically. Have pastourmas + krasata loukanika for breakfast, 2 enisximenes pitta soublaki for lunch, and 1 faousa mezedes for dinner and hey presto, guaranteed constipation! Then when you want to go, have a malboro light and one pokka vanilla, find the nearest toilet, quadruple lock the door, put on a ball gag to muffle your screams so the neighbours won’t call the ambulance/police/exorcist, and ξημπάρωσε τα κράνκα σου.

  4. Ρε μαλακά, I end up soaking wet afterwards during this heat, it’s hell.

  5. You still don’t have climate control in your bathroom, do you?

  6. Hear me out: Xiaomi smart fan, the one with battery in the base. Game changer.

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