Can we all come together as a community and agree that Ireland’s Olympics uniform is an absolute abomination?

by HoneyGlazedBadger

41 comments

  2. Halfway between chef’s whites and a straight jacket…. Paddy’s lost his fucking mind dreaming about potatoes again

  4. Isn’t that just a chefs coat with badges stuck on it? Be handy for when they return back to work in their bar jobs.

  6. Looks like a drug dealer wannabe that has seen too many movies and gave himself his own nickname.

  7. There are too many things that we all agree on for these games. hating the Dutch nonce, memeing on the opening ceremony, now this. We need some controversial takes. 

  8. This is the sort of thing that happens when a kid needs a fancy dress costume but only bothers to tell their parents the night before.

  10. I love that random tarot-card patch of the Tower. Makes american fundies lose their minds even more with “hidden witchcraft-symbolism!”

  12. Ireland is an abomination. The uniforms won’t alter that. 

  13. We might not be competing to be the fastest or the strongest but if there are medals for sexiest we’ll be hot favourites. 

  14. M’lady if you require any prescription drugs, I’m your everlasting gentlegoon

  16. Looks like an album cover for yet another shitty White rapper called lil paddypeepee or some shit 

  18. Getting “sell you a squirt of aftershave in the toilets of a nightclub for a quid “ vibe

    Kouros anyone?

  19. Ireland~~’s Olympics uniform~~ is an absolute abomination

    fixed

  20. It reminds me of grounds keepers at the country clubs.

  25. Auntie was having a hard time, looking for a change of jobs, fancied being a fashion designer. It’s not all that bad, be nice, she only charged the friend rate of €2m.

  26. each athlete should have shown up in his/her counties GAA shirt.

  27. Why did Ireland go with the occult judo pimp look? I’m struggling to see the connection of any of it to Irish culture, other than maybe picking your outfit while drunk.

  29. I think these hideous outfits are perfect symbology for modern day Ireland tbh – zero identity, as milquetoast as humanly possible, and with a gigantic county crest slapped on top of each one in a surface level bid to cling on to some form of Irishness 😶

    That, or Laura Weber is a comedy genius who’s parodying the fact that we’re an island nation with a navy of fishing boats by dressing our athletes up like fucking sailors

  30. *picks up phone

    “Yes, turn them off, all of them… I don’t care what happened last time… Just do it…. No you don’t need to go up the chain again… Yes… Right now… They can grow potatoes again when they learn their fucking lesson”

  36. I’m not running my mouth about Conor McGregor’s design.

  37. Hey Barry, fuck off complaining, I’m actually glad we wore an actual outfit to the Opening Ceremony for once and not a generic green tracksuit.

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