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Hello there friend from ireland

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  1. A day of remembrance the day after Paddy’s day is a bit ironic because nobody will remember a thing from the night before…

  2. Kinda felt the explanation of a “public holiday” was a bit forced on me. . . Ive had a few public holidays in my life Leo.
    Though I’m also a cynical Irishman looking to complain about literally anything I can….so I guess I’m good with this

  3. You wonder how bad FF’s PR operation is that they’ve got themselves into a position where Micheál is the one who announces the lists of things that are banned, and Leo is the one who gives us all paid days off work.

  4. We’ve already had the hours for 18th of March taken out of our holiday balance, I would have thought it should be a separate thing, need to look into this.

  5. I’m surprised (and pleased) that he referenced Imbolg. I didn’t realise it had (re)penetrated the oul’ public consciousness so much .

  6. Every worker benefits?! What about us landlords? Can we charge double rent for that day? Typical Leo never looking out for us lords

  7. I like to imagine that’s the Taoiseach’s desk behind him, and he has to sit at a smaller one in front of it now.

  8. I’ll tell you a story about ‘Leo’:

    I stopped off at an applegreen the other day only to see Leo outside with his government merc filling it up. I caught his eye and he scoffed “the fuck do you want ya spa?”. I averted my gaze and headed inside.

    However while queuing to pay for my diesel, I looked out the window only to see Leo simultaneously siphoning diesel out of my car and pissing on my rear wheel.

    I ran out and shouted at him to stop only to have him redirect his stream onto my shoes before running back to his merc, cock flapping in the wind, jumping in the car and shouting “scattar scattar scattar” to his driver, who sped off into oncoming traffic.

  9. Literally signing paperwork on camera to try and scrape some ground in the polls. Leo becoming the carrot and Martin the stick because he’s out on his arse at the end of the year anyway.

  10. Defo forgot that he is not the leader. Most importantly he forgot to add how much a bunch of bastards Sinn Fein are. I mean it’s probably the first time in 10 years he had spoken without bad mouthing them.

  11. The traditional Celtic calander starts in October with Halloween/samhiem. imbolg is just the start of spring.

    Days go from sun down to sun down. So the year also goes from the darkest time moving towards the light.

    Anyway. Nice one that were getting another bank holiday

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