Musk gegen Maduro? Milliardär nimmt bizarre Kampfherausforderung des venezolanischen Präsidenten an

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/07/31/musk-vs-maduro-billionaire-accepts-bizarre-fight-challenge-from-venezuelas-president/

31 comments

  1. Musk still hasn’t fought Zuck going on 2 years since “anywhere, anytime” so Maduro can get in his “shit Elon says” queue.

  2. Elon musk is built like a bag of milk. He hasn’t had a fight in his life and is the literal epitome of a keyboard warrior.

    For balance – fuck Maduro, he’s a dictator prick who wouldn’t know what to do with himself if someone so much as slapped him.

  3. Musk: “If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela,” Musk posted to X, before adding the offer, “If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars.”

    i think he should risk something real

  5. plz..whosoever lose it will be a win for whole world

  6. >“Maduro is a big guy himself and probably knows how to fight, so this would be a real fight,” Musk tweeted Wednesday afternoon. “Zuck is a little fella, so that would be a short fight lol.

    Zuck is a little fella yet when he accepted your challenge you immediately started crying that you need back and neck surgery and asked if maybe you could debate instead. Lmao. What a loser. [Anyone is a little fella compared to you.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/07/elon-musk-shirtless-mykonos-05.jpg) Dumbass is built like a milk jug.

  7. Huh, ive never run into a win/win before. No matter what an asshole is getting his ass kicked.

  10. Nah fuck Musk. He went crying on Twitter about Trump being called a dictator, and blaming liberals for Trump getting attacked.

    Not even a month later, calling people dictators.

    Suddenly this is different. At this point, Musk is opening himself up to get killed by Maduro, and not a tear will be shed, because I’m sick of the hypocrisy. He wants to play these stupid fucking games, he can see how well that works when the other side doesn’t play.

  12. Why Musk would fight Maduro when he loves Putin ,Maduro’s patron? I guess Putin would sit them down and spank them both.

  13. Not a fan of Musk, but Maduro doesn’t have the balls to really do this.

    Even if I’m wrong,… Maduro would get his ass kicked.

    Even if I’m wrong,… hey,… Musk would have gotten his ass kicked. I see no downside to any of this.

    (Except that Musk is a little bitch for not putting up stakes that say he’s serious. But what else do you expect? Musk isn’t expecting to do it, either. It’s just useless yapping.)

  14. lol dude you have a rebellion against your blatant stealing of an election. Musk is the least of your concerns

  15. Da fuk is happening to this species? Actually, what am I whinging about? Let’s get our idiot war mongering world leaders to sort it out in a ring. It’s much better than sending millions of young folks to die for their ego’s.

  16. Notice to redditors:

    You dont have to like Elon to understand Maduro is an authoritarian dictator.

    and

    You dont have to like Maduro to understand Elon is an idiot.

  18. Zuck could take both of these children in a 1 v. 2

  22. Musk officially that kid who talks shit all day and then doesn’t show up to the bike racks.

  24. Well, the main reason this wouldn’t happen isn’t just that Musk never follows through with these challenges (Zuck is still waiting), but because that trafficking scumbag of Maduro would be immediately taken into custody by the DEA, just like his nephew a few years ago

  26. Musk is a coward and built like a walrus. No way he follows through with this.

  27. Musk is a chump. I hate Maduro but he would whip that rich boy. Other than disabled children, I don’t know who I think musk could actually beat up.

  28. Pbbbt fuck off, Elon. You still haven’t fought Zuck. If the Facebook Robot makes you shake in your boots, maybe don’t go around challenging world leaders that have almost certainly killed people before

  31. Didn’t Elmo say his Mum wouldn’t let him fight Zuckerberg? Did she okay this?

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