DAY ONE: Which Western European can 💀 you in an instant and will?

by Catwinky

41 comments

  3. notice that I have not threaten to kill anybody and told people to google what is said to them

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    Lock and loaded bitches

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    – 🇩🇪🇵🇱🇨🇭

  11. You know we *don’t* need a licence to post the word “Kill” online right?

  13. Ours is blank. There is no one that can kill us or beat us up and if any of you try and hug me I’ll punch you in the face.

  14. Us, the Spanish, Portuguese, and French. TF you think our empires were built on?

  16. Can hug you but won’t is the Finn’s.

    They are physically capable, but that’s not gonna happen.

  18. Has everyone here forgotten who Fr*ce are ?

    The surrender monkeys would have white flags over every house in the country before attempting to fight back. Come ooon.🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

  20. Depending on what you call an instant, we have unhealthy food that will kill you at some point.

  23. Top left could be any Irish person or a drunk polish truck driver.

    But frankly, anything but the french. They will kiss you to death and shove elongated weggli into you.

  24. WTF why Is everything autofilled with France??? Thats not Fair they cant have all the slots…

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    – 🇦🇹🇳🇱🇸🇪

    – 🇩🇪🇫🇮🇨🇭

  28. We all know who’s the big player here 🇲🇫 🇲🇫 🇲🇫

  29. All of them. We all got this far by killing anyone who looked at us funny and hugging anyone well armed.

  30. France, Portugal, Ireland
    Finnland, Austria, Netherlands
    Germany, Switzerland, Iceland

  31. Definitely the French, Maybe the Fins but they are Ehrenmänner at least

  32. I feel the first slot should belong to Barry. Pierre likes to boast an be generally cocky, but you know that their Brigade Escargot will not *immediately* annihilate you (meaning he will belong to the next slot).

    The King will instead quietly dispatch James Bond to murder you and come clean about it.

  33. Our nuclear warning shot is meant to glass Germany so why not

  37. France. Their nuclear doctrine views glassing the enemy capital *as a warning shot*

  38. tbh from them losing their African crypto colonies, to getting their mercs killed in Ukraine I think people on here are coping. Though on the other hand considering swimming in the Seine during the Olympics makes you barf from E.Coli they might unironically kill you unintentionally.

    I’d give it to the Brits on this one. The ability to get their children stabbed and then ignore the stabbing to focus on protesters is something remarkable. 10/10 would die in Britbong land.

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