The French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati is disqualified for knocking down the bar with his penis.
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The French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati is disqualified for knocking down the bar with his penis.
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Should’ve tucked
Must’ve hurt a bit 😬😬
He’s not disqualified, it’s just a failed attempt because you have to completely clear the bar 😂
I can’t relate to this problem.
Suffering from success
poor chap, his poor chap!
I can’t stop laughing at the sound
This guy and the French diver, Joules Bouyer, are going to be quite popular with the ladies in the Olympic village
Let’s be honest – his knee hit it first. But if you freeze it at the right frame, he has a good dating profile pic.
“I would’ve had an olympic medal weren’t it for my massive dong 😔”
Dicksqualified
“My blessing. My curse. My baguette.”
– French Olympian prob
How to win while losing.
Golden opportunity for a sponsorship with Trojan or Magnum
Disqualified for crossing swords. On the plus side, he’s got a shot at fencing in 2028.
His friend: “I’m pretty hung”
Him: “But did you ever got disqualified for it?”
“Oops I have dropped the bar with my magnum dong”
-Pole vaulter Frank
Cockblocked
Big dick energy gone wrong
I love how right after he feels it the rest of his body just dies
Just for clarification. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/r9wshhuc1hgd1.png?width=1514&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ba7124e4826f92c57f52c67ca348b12f4a81feb
Lost the competition but won the reputation
Shouldn’t his leggings hold it in tighter? Like a sports bra?
This is exactly why I never made it in pole vaulting…
Suffering From Success
To his defense, the Olympics IS very exciting.
If you are going to go out. That is the way. Guaranteed this viral “advertisement” goes a long way in Olympic village.
“Yeah I was in the Olympics but I got DQ’d because my massive cock got in the way lol… anyway my names Anthony, whats yours?”
-Monsieur, you can’t bring food to the competition.
-I don’t have food with me.
-What about that baguette in your pocket?