Not sure if this counts as a rumour or just ripping the pish- but telling anyone from another country that the haggis are real creatures native to Scotland that we catch and eat for St Andrews days/special events…
Worked in loads of places and told A LOT of Americans this, always believe it
Best rumour Greenock catman
Wild haggis
Wildest rumour?
The fuckin sun.
I’ve been telt about it, saw photos of it.
Heard folk go to Spain to see it.
Don’t trust it exists.
Big burny circle in the sky, aye? Nae bother.
Killer clowns in blue Transit vans in the 80s
The Gorbals vampire
It has to be wild haggis. Quite a lot of people really believe it’s real 😆
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Nessie? The big grey man of Ben macdui?
Possibly the calvine UFO?
Hitler visiting Argyll to see the mother of his baby?
I’ve heard Big Angie has been sleeping with Wee Billy AND Psycho Steve. Neither of the two know about it.
The rumours about Stuart Hogg
Entire hills that can open up to launch American nukes.
Heard from my drunk history teacher, 1993.
Have you ever heard of purple aki
Greenock Catman
“Hair by Les Porter”, the owner’s real name is actually Smith but he changed it to rhyme with Yoker.
Cairo the Dog was a great time on twitter
The Stone of Destiny is a dupe and the real one is hidden away.
My hometown had a story about “The Green Lady”. I know some of my family elsewhere had something similar.
Yer Da sells Avon.
William Wallace was gay
The Gorbals Vampire, the gangsters buried under the Kingston Bridge or the Catman of Greenock
Wildest concerns a girl at school and one of the teachers. But that’s local
Wildest nationally is probably that the midgies aren’t bad this year
Has to be Nessie.
I think the stone of destiny being hidden.
The ranjurs are comin
Fairy flag that makes you invincible in battle.
https://www.scotclans.com/pages/the-fairy-flag-of-dunvegan
Not sure if this counts as a rumour or just ripping the pish- but telling anyone from another country that the haggis are real creatures native to Scotland that we catch and eat for St Andrews days/special events…
Worked in loads of places and told A LOT of Americans this, always believe it
Best rumour Greenock catman
Wild haggis
Wildest rumour?
The fuckin sun.
I’ve been telt about it, saw photos of it.
Heard folk go to Spain to see it.
Don’t trust it exists.
Big burny circle in the sky, aye? Nae bother.
Killer clowns in blue Transit vans in the 80s
The Gorbals vampire
It has to be wild haggis. Quite a lot of people really believe it’s real 😆