Bericht: Iran wird Israel voraussichtlich am Montag angreifen; US-Beamte treffen im Nahen Osten ein

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1. Last time they did with over 300 missiles, they killed a small druze/bedouin (can’t remember for sure) girl. This time they’ll aim for higher number and kill two?

   edit: She was Bedouin https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/14/world/middleeast/israel-iran-negev-bedouin.html

2. Has Iran ever attacked when and where everyone was expecting it?

3. Of course they are letting everyone know because they assisted in the killing (IMO). I suspect or at least hope for another stunt of hitting empty areas.

4. Good amount of the US Navy arriving shortly.
   Do you know what a US aircraft carrier is capable of if within striking distance?

   The US has more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined by a long shot.
   These carriers could turn small countries into glass parking lots. Having one or two showing up at your door with a defensive squad of warships and supply ships is not something you can fight conventionally.

   Iran may retaliate, but they’re not able to escalate by any means.

5. I mean, it looks like it is all bark no bite. We will see another drone attack where almost everything will be shot down way before Israel and that is it.

   Anyway I wish that even that won’t happen. We need peace.

6. Israel is fully alert so unless Iran does something different, it will shoot down whatever that will come its way.

7. Go ahead. Give Israel an excuse to take out your nuclear program.

8. The good tried and true strategy of surprising your enemy.

9. Can anyone explain why Iran is so openly going to attack? I thought the point was for its proxies to do the dirty work. Am I missing something?

10. Did they mention a time?

11. Iran is telegraphing their intentions because they have to do something so they don’t appear weak, but they and they know it.

12. What time? I’m getting a hair cut at 3pm. I can rebook though.

13. Pew..Pew..Pew.. enough said!

14. Israel expected to annihilate Iran Tuesday

15. Really sick of living in interesting times

16. Im going to attack.. ok, me to .. i’ll go first.. art of war..

17. Can they be more specific about the hours? I have plans, they can’t expect me to clear my entire schedule!

18. Monday at midnight on X: THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF TRUMP WERE PRESIDENT. THEY WOULD HAVE COME TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES AND SAID, SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE NEGOTIATE A PEACE DEAL? SO SAD CROOKED KAMALA AND SLEEPY JOE COULDN’T SETTLE A MILLENIA OF HATE LIKE TRUMP WOULD HAVE.

19. Rumors are not this Monday, but Iran is waiting until next Monday to strike on [Tish’a B’Av](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tisha_B'Av?wprov=sfti1#) Monday, August 12th.

    Tisha B’Av, the day, both the first and the second temple in Jerusalem were destroyed.

20. Send in a representative from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony to deescalate the situation.

21. So rude. They haven’t even sent a calendar invite, or .ICS file.

22. It’s not like Iran has announced when they are going to attack. This is what the US intelligence has found out from their own sources.

23. The US is very good at predicting these things. If they tell you to leave a country and they expect an attack you know shit is about to go down.

24. Should we wear some sunglasses and not look directly towards Iran?

25. An all out war with people who believe that martyrdom is a guaranteed ticket in their version of Heaven makes it a hard path to peace.
    I’ll be floating around the independent news outlets for updates.

26. To be clear, this is not the Iranians statement, this is the US govt assessment..

27. A country’s version of meet me at the flag pole after school.

28. This one seems to have humiliated them more than the attack on their consulate. But they know that the US will defend Israel, along with other countries. I don’t think Iran wants a war with the US because they would lose.

    Maybe this attack on Israel will be more serious, more missiles and drones, but hopefully it’s still mostly posturing to save face, like last time.

29. Oh we are scheduling it again? Very orderly, good.

30. Ah, business days only.

31. Good. Now they Iran is attacking and not their proxies it won’t look as bad once Isreal attacks them directly rather than proxies.

32. If they’re expected to attack, wouldn’t they postpone it? They don’t want Israel to know when it’s coming…unless they do.

33. ‘Hey is it okay if I kill you tomorrow? Or does the day after work better?”

34. Israel needs to just take out the mullahs and get this over with. The Iranian people don’t want to be enemies of the civilized world.

35. They are sending a calendar invite? wtf is this

36. Is this Iran letting people know so things don’t get even more out of hand or is this the U.S. flexing?

37. Man it’s no fun now that western intelligence services have just completely out matched any other state there is no suprise anymore.

    Now KamalaIsBrat fan account probably knows more about Iran’s military plans than most of its soldiers.

38. “But I am le tired..”

    “Okay well have a nap.. AND THEN FIRE DA MISSILES!!”

39. If I was either an Iranian military headquarters staffer or radar operator I’d call in sick this week.