Robert F. Kennedy Jr. explains how he secretly dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park — He tells Roseanne Barr that he left the animal with an old bike to make it look like a bicyclist had killed the young creature

https://www.thewrap.com/robert-f-kennedy-jr-dead-bear-cub-central-park/

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  1. [’Twas a prank](https://www.thewrap.com/robert-f-kennedy-jr-dead-bear-cub-central-park/):

    *In a bizarre story shared by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on social media, he explained how he took a dead bear cub and dumped it in Central Park as a prank aimed at getting people to believe a bicycle had hit it and caused the animal’s death.*

    *He said that he was sharing the 2014 story because the New Yorker’s fact-checkers called him and indicated they were doing a story on the event.*

    *Sitting at a kitchen table, he laid the story out for actress and comedian Roseanne Barr, who he was hanging out with for some reason.*

    *“I was taking a group of people falconing up in Goshen, New York, up in the Hudson Valley, and I was supposed to meet them there at like maybe 8 or 9,” Kennedy began.*

    *“I was driving up maybe, you know, really early, like 7, and then a woman in a van in front of me hit a bear and killed it. A young bear.”*

    *“So I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van, because I was going to skin the bear,” Kennedy said. “And it was very good condition, and I was going to put the meat in my refrigerator. And you can do that in New York state — you can get a bear tag for a roadkill bear.”*

    *“And so then we went hawking and I had the bear in my car. And then we had a really good day, and we went late. We were catching a lot of game, and the people really loved it, so we stayed late. And instead of going back to my home in Westchester, I had to go right to the city, because there was a dinner at Peter Luger’s Steak House.”*

     

    *“And at the end of the dinner, it went late, and I realized I couldn’t go home — I had to go to the airport.” That’s when he had a realization: “And the bear was in my car, and I didn’t want to leave the bear in the car, because, well, that would have been bad.”*

    *“So then I thought, you know, at that time — this was the little bit of the redneck in me. There’d been a series of bicycle accidents in New York, they had just put in the bike lanes,” Kennedy ominously continued. “And some people, a couple of people had gotten killed, and it was every day, and people had been badly injured. Every day, it was in the press.”*

    *“And so I thought — I wasn’t drinking, of course, but people were drinking with me who thought this was a good idea,” he continued.*

    *“And I said, I had an old bike in my car that somebody had asked me to get rid of, and I said, ‘Let’s go put the bear in the Central Park, and we’ll make it look like he got hit by a bike’ — it would be fun, funny for people.”*

    *“So everybody thought, ‘That’s a great idea,’ so we went and did that,” Kennedy said, continuing his description of the kind of idea that people think is genius while they’re drunk.*

    *“And we thought it would be amusing for whoever found it or something.”*

  2. There isn’t room for 2 sociopaths in this election bub.

  3. If he hadn’t already admitted it, I swear I’d be asking if he had a brain worm or something because of this

  4. Ugh well guess I’m not voting for him now…..

  5. He says “he and friends went hawking..”
    Is this a rich people thing to hunt with hawks ?
    Is he hunting quail? Is he hawking-one up? Or is it a hawk-tuah thing? All this AND Roseanne Barr? Way too much ….

  6. “I wasn’t drinking, of course…”

    *Sure, Jan.*

  7. That brain worm did some weird stuff to this guy’s brain. What a time to admit a super weird thing like that. That’s especially cringe-inducing for someone who supposedly wants to become president. But I guess next to the other guy who keeps talking about Hannibal Lecter, windmills causing cancer, whales and sharks and mixing up really important names and events, this is not so bad.. I mean, if you just absolutely can’t accept the intelligent and moral choice that currently exists. But I know, I know.. she’s a woman and she’s on the blue team.. You already committed this far and Blue Team Bad.. Welp, good luck.

  8. This dude is running for president? I’m sure you will be winning over voters with this

  9. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the Chappaquiddick.

  10. Come on, we’ve all done silly teenage pranks, it’s not — what’s that? This was 10 years ago when he was 60 years old? Dude is bananas.

  11. How do we take attention off of Kamala 101?

    Use ‘weird’ against us. Cuz guys that’s fucking weird. 

  12. 34 felonies, half a Billion in fines, tried to overthrow the Govt? Hold my Beer, this one time in Central Park…

  13. What the actual fuck? I mean, did he have brain worms back **then*?

  14. I don’t understand why I a bike would make it less suspicious . Why would a bear be in Central Park?

  15. Not secret anymore I guess. Sheesh. Why do Repubs insist on telling their secrets in which they did awful things??? What is wrong with them?? That’s rhetorical BTW.

  16. I think the real story is “someone gave mr a bike to get rid of” whose bike and are they alive?

  17. That is in fact a felony. Good job Kamala, you’re the only non-felon.

  18. Is he developmentally disabled at all? He really comes across as such with some of the stories and thinking he could be president.

  19. I recommend listening to the Behind the Bastards podcast on him. He is quite problematic

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