German athletes win triathlon-gold after swimming in Seine

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1. Just wanted to give that Seine story a positive spin: Whatever the shit of the French is made of, it energized our athletes and led us to victory. Thanks France!🫡

2. This post is quickly going to shit in multiple ways. I love it.

3. Of course Germany would win. We have a proverb that prepared our athletes for this perfectly.

   “Wem die Scheiße bis zum Hals steht, sollte den Kopf nicht hängen lassen”

4. They also commented that they’ve never felt better and are experiencing muscle growth. They’ve decided to join the weight lifting competition. They just can’t figure out why their skin is turning green.

5. When you discover the French cuisine after a lifetime of kebab

6. They took their gold medals with the handy extra arm that grew out of their shoulders!

7. Years of savouring Mettbrötchen have finally paid off for the German guts

8. Superior Teutonic immune system 🙂

9. Don’t mistake this smile people. She is happy that she survived, not because she won

10. In Germany we are used to brown environments.

11. In Germany we are used to riding the wave of shit.

12. Yeah and in this sub people will still spew the fake news of the belgian athletes in the hospital while it’s been denied just for free karma farming

    typical french bashing

13. Swimming in the Seine is the origin story of the X-Men’s Morlocks.

14. Germans have a history of dealing with brown matter.

15. RIP in a week

    There is a reason why Macron refused to honor his pledge to swim in the Seine