Tim Walz Says He Looks Forward to Debating JD Vance If He’ll ‘Get Off the Couch’

https://variety.com/2024/politics/news/tim-walz-jd-vance-couch-joke-vice-president-kamala-harris-1236097988/

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  3. *if Usha can get him unstuck from the couch 🛋

  4. Tall order. Couches are notoriously difficult lovers to please.

  5. Sleeper-Sofa is what I will be referring to the Trump Vance ticket as

  6. That was as exciting as a go ahead touchdown with 45 seconds left in the game!!!

    WNGB

    GSD

    LFG

  9. Walz: For god’s sake Vance, please leave that poor couch alone!

  11. He’s gonna absolutely *smear* JD Rants in the debate, that is, unless they’re too chicken to participate.

  13. Republicans have no idea how to debate this team. They can’t debate Harris based on her color or sex, and they can’t debate Walz on his gun ownership, middle-of-the-road charm. Vance is in a world of hurt if he’s forced to debate him. Actually, he loses either way: if he doesn’t debate him, he’ll be seen as weak not representing his position, and if he does he would have no chance against Walz, who would run circles around him.

  16. Trolling has long been missing from the Democrat stratagem.

    This will work.

  19. This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://variety.com/2024/politics/news/tim-walz-jd-vance-couch-joke-vice-president-kamala-harris-1236097988/) reduced by 71%. (I’m a bot)
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    > Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday, Tim Walz staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former President Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, are "Weird" and "Creepy as hell.”

    > Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch.

    > Walz became a viral sensation just two weeks ago, when he called Trump and Vance "Weird" during an interview on MSNBC's "Morning Joe." That interview, just two days after Joe Biden withdrew from the race, launched him into the vice presidential conversation.

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  24. Can you imagine how much Trump is probably screaming Vance’s ears off for embarrassing him? As a single woman with a cat who works very hard as a public servant because I love my country and my fellow Americans, FUCK Vance, but at least the thought that he is helping torpedo Trump’s campaign brings me joy.

    Vance deserves all of this heat, and it sounds like Walz is ready to take him on.

  26. When I heard that line I said “oh sh*t” and started cackling. I generally try not to curse, but it caught me totally off guard.

  27. We screamed with laughter in our house. Oh, the burn!

  28. I almost feel sorry for Vance, Walz is gonna smoke his ass so hard at that debate the sprinklers will go off

  29. Ohhhhh!!!!’ He went there! Nail the weirdo couch fucker obsessed with getting women pregnant. Ok I instantly like this guy.

    Been so tired of passive democrats who refuse to fight because it’s perceived as “punching down.” No you get punched, you punch back harder. Finally democrats might be getting that.

  30. With that roast, he will have to debate Vance at a hospital burn ward.

  32. Gotta love how the GQP hates being called weird, it triggers ‘em LoL 😂

  33. Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna be throwing back to you. – Wonder Walz

  34. And with that the guy went from me not knowing who he was to being one of my favorite people in politics. 

  35. 56 and that was Paul Mooney funny. Especially the way he dad joked it after the line!

  36. If I do a deep steam clean of JD Vance’s couch, is that murder?

  37. I hadn’t heard of him until today, but what an entrance, wao. Very charismatic! Walz will be our President in the 2030s

  40. Funny that all these self-righteous MAGAts are propagating this rumor tonight without any cost or effort on our part. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  43. Here’s the thing. The truth is important. So, when responding to the claim that **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**, we should categorically dismiss it as unproven. Yes, people have said on many occasions that **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**, but was anyone there to confirm that **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**? Nope, only he and the couch know. I’m pretty sure if **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH** there would be some evidence. Maybe soiled cushions or a traumatized throw pillow. It could be other things if, indeed, **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**. Those are just some pieces of evidence that might prove that **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**, and until I see solid evidence that **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**, I will keep reminding people that no one has yet proven that **JD VANCE FUCKED HIS COUCH**.

  44. I going to say this, you get an ex/retired ARMY CSM (Command Sergent Major) and except him not to have great digs, one liners, and the nonchalant insults; then you never spent time in the military. Us military guys love to banter back and forth, and come out with the best sarcastic insults, just to get the best laugh with all the guys. Coming from a retired USAF SMSgt this is going to be fun to watch.

  45. You know the ~~best~~ worst part of this line? Now everyone is going to realize what Minnesota Nice really is.

    It’s being savage AF to someone’s face, only you don’t realize you’ve been gotten until 15 minutes after it’s happened.

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