The first few days were actually blasting for us. Best Olympics to date.
From Italy uniting the axis by overtaking us, to us uniting the axis by overtaking Japan
JAjajajajjajajja what an embarrasing performance from Hans and Luigi (don’t show our medal record🙏🙏)
I’m more impressed by Australia tbh
Yeah but it’s basically all canoeing, swimming and sailing. You swamp people are lucky to have your different transportation options be olympic sports.
Where’s the extra column for “ex-convict”?
It really is embarassing, especially when than the broadcasters celebrate aking a final who they for track and field at least don’t stand a chance at all
10 medals! Awwwwwww
Another triumph for the Dutch Ministry of Vanity Projects. Ooooh do me per capita… everyone look… we’re impressive per capita (fingers own bum)
What’s above that in the chart, Geert?
Bro is trying to get invaded again
We are better. We simply are. Thats how it works.
Per capita Ireland is unchallenged.
With the infrastructures and resources that we have, it’s already a miracle that we won something
Looks like my post DID in fact age like your cheese. BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET!
Should have kept tanzania
you just overperformed in rowing (a sport no one cares about)
Look at them fighting down there
Seems like someone is getting cocky…… better remind our Dutch friends about football
Yeah ueah you’re right, but now you’ll see how we will come out on top (i haven’t watched a single event)
I don’t care about Geert but Hans wtf what’s going on there
Now look at the historical table 😂
Well at least I’m not Du*ch 🤢🤢🤮
We literally won 1 gold without water: 3×3 basketball (it was raining in the 4×400 mixed). In the winter we only win on frozen water.
We are the true water nation
The weird lanky clog wearers have been pretty impressive, up there with the dingo Brits for punching above their weight.
Good work guys. Keep it up 🥲
More pathetic that you call it “Duitsland”
quick go back to F5ing the medals page, you might miss another one
28 medals dude…. what are you bragging about lmao
🥱
Please find better material.
You wanna talk per capita you better Git Gud. We are the superior sports funded by tax dodging nation clearly
Our sailors already made this post outdated 💪💪💪
It’s not even race week and the dutch anthem is playing
Sometimes the disappointment of being Danish is too much to handle.
Note: we are nation wit most 4th places, so we won
28 medaglie! Italia Numero Uno!
Fratelli d’Italia,
l’Italia s’è desta,
dell’elmo di Scipio
s’è cinta la testa.
Dov’è la vittoria?!
Le porga la chioma,
ché schiava di Roma
Iddio la creò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Noi siamo da secoli
calpesti, derisi
perché non siam Popolo,
perché siam divisi:
raccolgaci un’unica
bandiera, una speme:
di fonderci insieme
già l’ora suonò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Uniamoci, amiamoci,
l’unione e l’amore
rivelano ai popoli
le vie del Signore;
giuriamo far libero
il suolo natio:
uniti per Dio,
chi vincer ci può!?
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Dall’Alpi a Sicilia
dovunque è Legnano,
ogn’uom di Ferruccio
ha il core, ha la mano,
i bimbi d’Italia
si chiaman Balilla,
il suon d’ogni squilla
i Vespri suonò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Son giunchi che piegano
le spade vendute:
ah l’aquila d’Austria
le penne ha perdute;
il sangue d’Italia
bevé, col Cosacco
il sangue polacco:
ma il cuor le bruciò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Evviva l’Italia,
dal sonno s’è desta,
dell’elmo di Scipio
s’è cinta la testa.
Dov’è la vittoria?!
Le porga la chioma,
ché schiava di Roma
Iddio la creò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Sì!
Italia Numero 1! Dalle Alpi alla Sicilia, Italia Invicta!
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The first few days were actually blasting for us. Best Olympics to date.
From Italy uniting the axis by overtaking us, to us uniting the axis by overtaking Japan
JAjajajajjajajja what an embarrasing performance from Hans and Luigi (don’t show our medal record🙏🙏)
I’m more impressed by Australia tbh
Yeah but it’s basically all canoeing, swimming and sailing. You swamp people are lucky to have your different transportation options be olympic sports.
Where’s the extra column for “ex-convict”?
It really is embarassing, especially when than the broadcasters celebrate aking a final who they for track and field at least don’t stand a chance at all
10 medals! Awwwwwww
Another triumph for the Dutch Ministry of Vanity Projects. Ooooh do me per capita… everyone look… we’re impressive per capita (fingers own bum)
What’s above that in the chart, Geert?
Bro is trying to get invaded again
We are better. We simply are. Thats how it works.
Per capita Ireland is unchallenged.
With the infrastructures and resources that we have, it’s already a miracle that we won something
Looks like my post DID in fact age like your cheese. BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET!
Should have kept tanzania
you just overperformed in rowing (a sport no one cares about)
Look at them fighting down there
Seems like someone is getting cocky…… better remind our Dutch friends about football
Yeah ueah you’re right, but now you’ll see how we will come out on top (i haven’t watched a single event)
I don’t care about Geert but Hans wtf what’s going on there
Now look at the historical table 😂
Well at least I’m not Du*ch 🤢🤢🤮
We literally won 1 gold without water: 3×3 basketball (it was raining in the 4×400 mixed). In the winter we only win on frozen water.
We are the true water nation
The weird lanky clog wearers have been pretty impressive, up there with the dingo Brits for punching above their weight.
Good work guys. Keep it up 🥲
More pathetic that you call it “Duitsland”
quick go back to F5ing the medals page, you might miss another one
28 medals dude…. what are you bragging about lmao
🥱
Please find better material.
You wanna talk per capita you better Git Gud. We are the superior sports funded by tax dodging nation clearly
Our sailors already made this post outdated 💪💪💪
It’s not even race week and the dutch anthem is playing
Sometimes the disappointment of being Danish is too much to handle.
https://preview.redd.it/m08kidfqbfhd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19051bad13498c33631470eb91b306d74e5f227
It’s cause they forgot which way the flag hangs
Our gene import from 80yrs ago finally hits
Habt ihr Minderwertigkeitskomplexe?
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/olympics-sailing-gold-for-israels-reuveny-and-italys-maggetti-in-frantic-windsurfing-finals/ar-AA1oaKRJ](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/olympics-sailing-gold-for-israels-reuveny-and-italys-maggetti-in-frantic-windsurfing-finals/ar-AA1oaKRJ)
It didn’t last long, Wouter.
1 sex offender vs 0 (that I know of)
Aged like milk
https://preview.redd.it/93qnaogzdfhd1.png?width=1327&format=png&auto=webp&s=57288545b90a98994810e5ecdfa9988c7050f11a
I’m just happy to participate
https://preview.redd.it/9o56yrwbffhd1.png?width=703&format=png&auto=webp&s=3548501b34a209bafec21bdcbef5471865203336
Nope
Note: we are nation wit most 4th places, so we won
28 medaglie! Italia Numero Uno!
Fratelli d’Italia,
l’Italia s’è desta,
dell’elmo di Scipio
s’è cinta la testa.
Dov’è la vittoria?!
Le porga la chioma,
ché schiava di Roma
Iddio la creò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Noi siamo da secoli
calpesti, derisi
perché non siam Popolo,
perché siam divisi:
raccolgaci un’unica
bandiera, una speme:
di fonderci insieme
già l’ora suonò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Uniamoci, amiamoci,
l’unione e l’amore
rivelano ai popoli
le vie del Signore;
giuriamo far libero
il suolo natio:
uniti per Dio,
chi vincer ci può!?
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Dall’Alpi a Sicilia
dovunque è Legnano,
ogn’uom di Ferruccio
ha il core, ha la mano,
i bimbi d’Italia
si chiaman Balilla,
il suon d’ogni squilla
i Vespri suonò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Son giunchi che piegano
le spade vendute:
ah l’aquila d’Austria
le penne ha perdute;
il sangue d’Italia
bevé, col Cosacco
il sangue polacco:
ma il cuor le bruciò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Evviva l’Italia,
dal sonno s’è desta,
dell’elmo di Scipio
s’è cinta la testa.
Dov’è la vittoria?!
Le porga la chioma,
ché schiava di Roma
Iddio la creò.
Stringiamci a coorte,
siam pronti alla morte,
siam pronti alla morte,
l’Italia chiamò.
Sì!
Italia Numero 1! Dalle Alpi alla Sicilia, Italia Invicta!