Putin verfügt, dass vertriebenen Bewohnern der Oblast Kursk 115 Dollar ausgezahlt werden

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1. They’re not getting paid anything, let’s be honest

2. Seems pretty light for a home destroyed by war 

   Assuming they actually see the money in the first place

3. Depends if its supposed to be for short time, like a hotel stay elsewhere, or abandon house for good.

4. Is that weekly, Monthly, or a single payment?

5. How many potatoes is 115?

6. How much could a new house cost, fifty bucks?

7. Of all things, this actually reminded of Cave Johnson:

   “Who wants to make 60 dollars? Cash.”

8. Is that together or individually? I’m sure it’s together.

9. Oh wow now they’re saved!

10. Displaced residents of Kursk Oblast will be paid 75$, prinipality decrees

11. “Here’s a promissory note”

12. Throwing out the big money! Just enough to buy fuel for the ride to Belgorod.

13. *Government* to collect your 115 moneys please sign here

    *homeless dude* Wait why does this look exactly like a military contract?

    *Government* Dont worry about that, sign here please.

14. So they’ll basically be paid the entire economy of Russia*

    *excluding the parts owned by oligarchs and kleptocrats.

15. Well, I guess that will sustain them for a minute or two.

16. I Had to double check to make sure that wasn’t an Onion headline…

17. Hey, remember how when the videos of Russians stealing toilets and appliances first emerged, there were people claiming it to be a Ukrainian-made fake? I’d like to ask if Putin personally promising a whopping $100 worth of aid is also fake, hehe. 

18. Follow it out the window

19. worth of ammo and a gun, along with some fatigues, but no boots. Mr Putin noted that he would like to be able to give more to these new defenders of the Motherland, but he deemed it necessary to keep some funds aside for future deployments, as every citizen is important. As the old Russian saying goes, a corpse, is a corpse, is a corpse.

    Edit: cannot string a simple sentence together.

20. They have to go and collect on the 4th floor.

21. This message was ment for moscoviets, not kursk people. Moscoviets must belive that putin is in controll and that he cares about russia. There will be no money

22. -To claim your 10 000 roubles, sign paper here.
    -Thank you tovarish, I sign..
    -Thank you citizen. Here is rifle. The one with the rifle shoots, the one without the rifle…

23. I’m sure he cares about as much for the inhabitants of Kursk Oblast as he cared for the sailors of the Kursk sub…

24. Even worse, it won’t be dollars, but roubles.

25. “here, have some money to buy food to survive few weeks until you freeze in the winter”

26. Can $115 get you far in Russia?

27. Brother….that’s less than half a day’s work. I hope they see how little he cares now