My golden crisp has neither goldenness nor crispiness. Took 3 squares to find out.

by Own_Wind_6409

36 comments
  1. Count yourself lucky. If it had then you would have had to eat a Golden Crisp 😄

  2. Remember there was once a time when we would get something like this and think “Jackpot!!”. You could write to Cadbury’s and they’d nearly get back to you grovelling with free stuff.

  3. im getting a little faklempt, talk amongst yourselves

  4. I remember getting a Whole Nut a few years ago which had one and a half nuts.

  5. There’s someone somewhere opening a chocolate bar to find the horror of goldenness and crispiness but no chocolatyness.

  6. I haven’t seen that one in ages.. I should go on the hunt.

  7. It’s not as bad at least, as when you get a pack of Revels and they’re nearly all coffee 😭

  8. This shrinkflation is so annoying. Just charge 4 euros for a proper bar of chocolate, with proper coco not all the soy fillers, and put the proper ratio of ingredients into it. They keep making everything smaller and more crap thinking you won’t notice or mind. It’s actually made me just drop out of being a consumer for many things and I’m actually probably better off for it to be honest!

  9. In fairness to Cadbury, I tweeted once about a row of whole nut without even partial nuts in it, because I thought it was funny. They took my satisfaction seriously and offered me new bar (bars maybe) of whole nut

  10. It’s also not chocolate. Under EU law Cadburys is not chocolate, you won’t see the word chocolate anywhere on the pack 

  11. I miss the old Golden Crisp and even more so the old Mint Crisp. Those mint pieces were glorious.

  12. Remember they used to have the gold wrapping around them. My God I used to love an old style Dairy Milk. Proper big squares of creamy chocolate . Not the crap it is nowadays.

  13. Write a letter to the factory. They used to send compensatory chocolate out when I was a kid.

  14. Skimping on every chocolate bar & they think we don’t notice ? We notice. Just don’t buy it anymore

  15. Haven’t eaten it since they were taken over, it was my all time favourite up till then.

  16. I remember when a box of Milk Tray was almost the nicest thing you could get. The centres were divine, like lime barrel, Turkish delight, hazlenut swirl with a whole hazlenut in. They were such a treat! Now I wouldn’t want to eat any of them.

  17. Congrats you’ve found the (not) golden ticket

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