How chill the Germans letting people into NATO Air Base Geilenkirchen without issuing you 5 starts
by peseoane
How chill the Germans letting people into NATO Air Base Geilenkirchen without issuing you 5 starts
by peseoane
19 comments
What you don’t see is the 20min of bureaucracy before she could enter the space and the 20 forms they will have to fill out after.
Founders of Geilenkirchen:
*Hear me out: Horny. Churches.*
why is Freebird playing
Awwwww that’s the cutest chinese spy ever.
The Chinese secret service realized, why send in a spy balloon when Mei Ling from Bureau °9 can just ask for flying lessons and get there herself?
DA-20?
Geilenkirchen ist geil.
r/NonCredibleDefense spilling out again
See if they Germans asked nicely in the past would’ve been different
I have walked around in there, no big deal
NATO -North Americans training orangutans
Ahh, to have rich parents.
“We see the Messerschmidt on final, request clearance for bombing run.”
Who knew we didn’t need to go to all that trouble of flying in darkness or having fighter escorts or jamming radar.
Alternative title
*Chinese MSS decide to try and just walk in through the front door instead of spending millions on intricate espionage operations*
This was near Aachen
Friendly reminder that Germanistan has foreign military bases on it’s soil like third world countries like Djiboutis, Nigeria and the Philippines.
You wouldn’t catch us with such a shameful, degenerate thing.
Little do you know here instructor is Generalmajor A.D. Heinz Müller
WTF?! NATO really IS braindead.
Winnie the Pooh uses Honeypot… It’s super effective!