You all might have high end machines and better economies but do you have Jetski Delivery Juan?



by -Joel06

35 comments
  1. Pretty gay sea, try this shenanigan in the Cantabrian sea.

  2. Cancerous Tik Tok catering… only filthy Muricans would consider this fancy. I wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near that cunt.

  3. Why does he hold the bottle up in the air to look at it before pouring, hes just spent the last 10 minutes with it. What is he checking for that he shouldnt have already checked for before that moment.

    Why does he check the bottle after pouring but before giving the girl her drink, is he checking its level? Why would that be important to delay her service longer than the 10 mins shes already waited.

    Inefficiency makes my blood boil.

  4. Impressive, but :

    Better a well-chilled drink than a well-dressed waiter.

  5. It really looks like what a 6 years old dreams of being rich are : “a tatoo on the arse while some servant come in a jet ski to bring you jaeger” !!

    It’s so disappointing

  6. Wrong glass, way to much Jäger in the glass, Jäger is too warm… and why is the waiter moving his arms so weird? He reminds me of Stan from Monkey Island… had to flap his arms around all the time, too.

    And what the fuck was the bloody point of the Jet Ski in the first place? I’m pretty sure there was enough Jäger in the bar between the beach and the tattoo place to drown this classless cunt and her weird arm-flapping waiter…

  7. Warning for people with autism who don’t understand the subtleties: The tacky trend of waiters doing unnecessary and extravagant stupid things has become self-aware and is beginning to parody itself.

  8. All ice melted in the summer heat by the time the guy gets to the shop

  9. Was wondering about the Jäger but then the arschgeweih explained it all

  10. Tourist trap. I would have to sell a kidney and my house for that service. :/

  11. I would feel absurdly stupid if someone brings me a drink using a jetski…

  12. I love how marketing tries to make Jägermeister into a party drink, but for me it’s still the drink for grandma’s after dinner.

  13. Im always impressed about Jägermeister PR. Someone made it a hip drink for people.

    Back then it was like every other herbal liqueur a drink for the homeless and the hardcore alcoholics. In fact my alcoholic uncle drank himself to death with this shitty stuff.

  14. Haha. Spanish people working…
    This is fake. I’ve checked with AI.

  15. This looks like some dumb shit we Ameritards would film

  16. …………. a nice whisky?

    NO!

    Fucking Jäger Meister….

  17. Warm straight jäger… At least have some ice.

  18. At least use fresh hand made sangria

    It’s also cheap, ours as fuck and much more enjoyable. Also you get drunk in no time.

    Definitely weak tiktok content

  19. My god so fucking terribly dystopian

    Edit: and that enormous glas of Jäger😅 Jesus are they trying to kill you in that place or what?

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