we don’t know how to behave if there‘s a speed limit on the road
Hans is easily confused by simple concepts like a spitsstrook
Lol here we have the same problems with the yellow signs.
Why are they driving on the wrong side of the road?
I wish we could just accept that nobody knows how to drive.
We drive everywhere 20 under or 20 over the limit
Pierre thinks fender benders are part of parking
Hans doesn’t know what to do when he has to drive under 170 unless he gets very specific instructions from a brownshi… Police officer
Barry drives on the wrong side
Piotr only drives lorries
Pedro, Joao, Giovanni and Giorgos have no money for a car
Anyone else left unmentioned uses skis or is also too poor but even poorer.
I hate this so much. Some people drive like their penis would fall off if they ever drove on the right lane. As if this was exclusively for trucks.
In Germany we have the same law.
Why don’t you just honk? What are they going to do, curse at you in their silly “flugenschugen” language which you won’t hear through two sets of closed windows?
Whenever I see Hans on the highways I honk so much they go back to Germ any.
Frankly, if there are three or more lines and little traffic, I believe the left line should be reserved for those who are entering or leaving the highway, since they have to deal with additional accelerations and decelerations due to changing to another road. In this way, people have less “surprises” and, thus, less possibilities of an accident.
Don’t fucking pass in the left pass in the right lanes.. wait I keep forgetting that you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, never mind… Please continue to ignore me.
This is not 100% accurate at lear for german Autobahn. You are allowed to use the middle lane als long as there are vehicles on the right lane even if there are big gaps.
Mittelspurschleicher
looks like the A10 near de Kolenkitbuurt in Amsterdam. what did I win?
You know the most inner lane is without speed limit, right? I personally highly doubt that you’d want to pass something what is not too fast, but flies too low.
Once the dutchies learn that using the indicator doesn’t mean, “I change lanes now, good luck everyone else!” they can start complaining.
If you think that’s bad never go to the ameritards highways, lane discipline is nonexistent in the colonies.
This would be so easy if we all could finally accept new EU-wide rules:
Right lane: for trucks
Center lane: for sleeping (or close to sleeping) and mindless/brainless cruising
Left lane: for exercising patience, small polish trucks, and BMWs.
Are we seriously going to pretend that Jan is in any position to shit talk other peoples driving?
Be glad that the Belgians are taking all the flak, because it’s the only thing masking your absolute Frenchness on the road.
Unironically for a moment, Germans can’t fucking drive in The Netherlands..
You’re all wrong and we’re definitely right
It’s kind of funny to be lectured by a swamplander on whose highways a sleep-inducing speed of 100 km/h prevails, while at the same time the entire Dutch nation blocks our glorious Autobahn with their caravans.
Nah man. I learned driving the speed Limit is the easiest way to have a clear, car free road ahead and infuriated drivers behind because they have to
*checks notes*
***actually drive how the law mandates them to do so***
If all 3 lanes are going the speed limit, why do you need to pass?
okay
Wat?! Was?! This is about half of Dutch drivers. It doesn’t matter how empty or full the roads are, stepping in a car makes us spontaneously forget that you can actually move to the right after overtaking. Germans stick to the speed limits so much that it annoys me, but imo they’re good drivers.
In France it is forbidden to drive on the right lane when you are stupid.
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we don’t know how to behave if there‘s a speed limit on the road
Hans is easily confused by simple concepts like a spitsstrook
Lol here we have the same problems with the yellow signs.
Why are they driving on the wrong side of the road?
I wish we could just accept that nobody knows how to drive.
We drive everywhere 20 under or 20 over the limit
Pierre thinks fender benders are part of parking
Hans doesn’t know what to do when he has to drive under 170 unless he gets very specific instructions from a brownshi… Police officer
Barry drives on the wrong side
Piotr only drives lorries
Pedro, Joao, Giovanni and Giorgos have no money for a car
Anyone else left unmentioned uses skis or is also too poor but even poorer.
I hate this so much. Some people drive like their penis would fall off if they ever drove on the right lane. As if this was exclusively for trucks.
In Germany we have the same law.
Why don’t you just honk? What are they going to do, curse at you in their silly “flugenschugen” language which you won’t hear through two sets of closed windows?
Whenever I see Hans on the highways I honk so much they go back to Germ any.
Frankly, if there are three or more lines and little traffic, I believe the left line should be reserved for those who are entering or leaving the highway, since they have to deal with additional accelerations and decelerations due to changing to another road. In this way, people have less “surprises” and, thus, less possibilities of an accident.
Don’t fucking pass in the left pass in the right lanes.. wait I keep forgetting that you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, never mind… Please continue to ignore me.
This is not 100% accurate at lear for german Autobahn. You are allowed to use the middle lane als long as there are vehicles on the right lane even if there are big gaps.
Mittelspurschleicher
looks like the A10 near de Kolenkitbuurt in Amsterdam. what did I win?
You know the most inner lane is without speed limit, right? I personally highly doubt that you’d want to pass something what is not too fast, but flies too low.
Once the dutchies learn that using the indicator doesn’t mean, “I change lanes now, good luck everyone else!” they can start complaining.
If you think that’s bad never go to the ameritards highways, lane discipline is nonexistent in the colonies.
This would be so easy if we all could finally accept new EU-wide rules:
Right lane: for trucks
Center lane: for sleeping (or close to sleeping) and mindless/brainless cruising
Left lane: for exercising patience, small polish trucks, and BMWs.
Are we seriously going to pretend that Jan is in any position to shit talk other peoples driving?
Be glad that the Belgians are taking all the flak, because it’s the only thing masking your absolute Frenchness on the road.
Unironically for a moment, Germans can’t fucking drive in The Netherlands..
You’re all wrong and we’re definitely right
It’s kind of funny to be lectured by a swamplander on whose highways a sleep-inducing speed of 100 km/h prevails, while at the same time the entire Dutch nation blocks our glorious Autobahn with their caravans.
Nah man. I learned driving the speed Limit is the easiest way to have a clear, car free road ahead and infuriated drivers behind because they have to
*checks notes*
***actually drive how the law mandates them to do so***
If all 3 lanes are going the speed limit, why do you need to pass?
okay
Wat?! Was?! This is about half of Dutch drivers. It doesn’t matter how empty or full the roads are, stepping in a car makes us spontaneously forget that you can actually move to the right after overtaking. Germans stick to the speed limits so much that it annoys me, but imo they’re good drivers.
In France it is forbidden to drive on the right lane when you are stupid.