Is citizens arrest a thing in Germany, because I am pretty sure this is assault. Id try to get the umbrella man get in prison.
I had a similar situation I was driving literally only 5 meters into the non-bycicle area (the metal things were you put your bikes are located there). And a boomer lady legit jumped at me with both arms raised and ‘said’ (it was almost screaming) i’m not allowed to ride here. I swear she tried to scare me so I fall of the bike.
Boomer germans hate bicycle drivers, that’s why the CDU for example has election posters here saying ‘STOP discrimination against car drivers’ while you almost get run over by a cars at least once when you take a long bike ride here in Berlin. My car driving teacher also once told me ‘only a dead bycicle driver is a good bycicle driver”
It’s the City of Erfurt, and all around the Anger riding a bicycle is explicitly BANNED. That’s not something new, and there are even signs at all entrances with the times when it is legal to ride bicycles.
cyclists in germany often enjoy a terrible rep, which sadly is pretty deserved….in citites they drive around like they have absolutely nothing left to lose, just a few days ago I was almost run over by some woman on a bike who HAD HER KID WITH HER, driving on the wrong side of the road. They run red lights and sadly have a higher than normal percentage of straight assholes, treating cars, pedestrians and other cyclists like shit.
In my city we are allowed to ride bikes in pedestrian-only zones, problem is that these assholes will LARP as kamikaze pilots, going around at insane speeds even though the entire street is packed with people walking.
I can understand this guy (even though he obviously went way too far!)
Ancient and here is the full video including the chatter between the [reporter and and a lottery lady](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4l4IRy8YKQ) about the shocking display of anarchy they just witnessed.
In the end, the umbrella chap was sentenced to a fine of 50 days income for intentional bodily harm and dangerous interference with road traffic.
ERFURT MENTIONED WHOOP WHOOP
ERFURT IST SCHÖN, SCHÖN DEUTSCH !
Hans, sort out your pedestrians. Take a leaf out of our book, you need the fringe threat of knife crime to prevent these nerds thinking they own the place.
He didn’t even try to warn the bike guy, literally sneaking up to do something that could have killed him.
wtf is wrong with people
Why do Germans lack any type of empathy?
Erfurt. Hometown of Bernd das Brot

I mean what do you expect from the city of Bernd

Good chance to break someone’s collar bone this way. Cyclist might be a dick, but you’re getting knocked the fuck out if you try this with me.
Lmao. Those boomers who hate cyclists are everywhere. I hate them, no one cares that someone rides a bike on a pedestraine road, most of the time they also drive slowly. Its just that boomers are bored our of their mind and when they arent destroying our planet with suvs and advoacting for coal power they yell at cyclists.
You wanted our bikes so bad, and can’t even ride them 😔
So a bike lock to the shin would suffice right?
I’ve seen a lot of bicycle riders being assholes. I can’t condone this action because he was doing nothing, but I also hate them.
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Is citizens arrest a thing in Germany, because I am pretty sure this is assault. Id try to get the umbrella man get in prison.
I had a similar situation I was driving literally only 5 meters into the non-bycicle area (the metal things were you put your bikes are located there). And a boomer lady legit jumped at me with both arms raised and ‘said’ (it was almost screaming) i’m not allowed to ride here. I swear she tried to scare me so I fall of the bike.
Boomer germans hate bicycle drivers, that’s why the CDU for example has election posters here saying ‘STOP discrimination against car drivers’ while you almost get run over by a cars at least once when you take a long bike ride here in Berlin. My car driving teacher also once told me ‘only a dead bycicle driver is a good bycicle driver”
It’s the City of Erfurt, and all around the Anger riding a bicycle is explicitly BANNED. That’s not something new, and there are even signs at all entrances with the times when it is legal to ride bicycles.
cyclists in germany often enjoy a terrible rep, which sadly is pretty deserved….in citites they drive around like they have absolutely nothing left to lose, just a few days ago I was almost run over by some woman on a bike who HAD HER KID WITH HER, driving on the wrong side of the road. They run red lights and sadly have a higher than normal percentage of straight assholes, treating cars, pedestrians and other cyclists like shit.
In my city we are allowed to ride bikes in pedestrian-only zones, problem is that these assholes will LARP as kamikaze pilots, going around at insane speeds even though the entire street is packed with people walking.
I can understand this guy (even though he obviously went way too far!)
Ancient and here is the full video including the chatter between the [reporter and and a lottery lady](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4l4IRy8YKQ) about the shocking display of anarchy they just witnessed.
In the end, the umbrella chap was sentenced to a fine of 50 days income for intentional bodily harm and dangerous interference with road traffic.
ERFURT MENTIONED WHOOP WHOOP
ERFURT IST SCHÖN, SCHÖN DEUTSCH !
Hans, sort out your pedestrians. Take a leaf out of our book, you need the fringe threat of knife crime to prevent these nerds thinking they own the place.
He didn’t even try to warn the bike guy, literally sneaking up to do something that could have killed him.
wtf is wrong with people
Why do Germans lack any type of empathy?
Erfurt. Hometown of Bernd das Brot

I mean what do you expect from the city of Bernd

Good chance to break someone’s collar bone this way. Cyclist might be a dick, but you’re getting knocked the fuck out if you try this with me.
Lmao. Those boomers who hate cyclists are everywhere. I hate them, no one cares that someone rides a bike on a pedestraine road, most of the time they also drive slowly. Its just that boomers are bored our of their mind and when they arent destroying our planet with suvs and advoacting for coal power they yell at cyclists.
You wanted our bikes so bad, and can’t even ride them 😔
So a bike lock to the shin would suffice right?
I’ve seen a lot of bicycle riders being assholes. I can’t condone this action because he was doing nothing, but I also hate them.