With less than 30 million people too

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1. I guess living in such hostile environment where everything that moves wants to kill you makes you biologically enhanced.

2. I wonder why tho? Maybe the harsh environment and being isolated made it so only migrants to Australia were strong and healthy?

3. Wait, is that a Fosters? Do you cunts actually drink the stuff? I thought it was only for us lot on our one bbq day of the year.

4. Okay, Aussies, your country doesn’t produce the best painters, but I gotta hand it to you: you’re pretty decent Olympians. Tonight, I’ll crack open a Cape Cyanide in your honor.

5. fake , [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/252/867/716.jpg) is the real image of you at the computer

6. When measured by medals per capita, you came in 9th place.

   But then New Zealand is 4th, so better keep counting the regular way.

7. 

8. Where did you get this picture of me

9. Imagine waking up after a beautiful restful sleep only to realise your Australian!! Crikey that must be rough.

10. New Zealand most medals per capita 💪💪💪 Überkiwis gonna take over the world

11. Europe exists:

    Emus:

    https://preview.redd.it/ucez2zsce7id1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60d4ebc0c6b5e25c18b74a4601c1b7a1d785e2d

12. ß

13. Congrats Ozland!

14. Can’t we do like Eurovision and make them honorary Europeans?

15. Shouldve used the picture of the breakdancer, that wouldve made a better point.

16. Why do we even have a flair for lizardfolk?

17. Dio says: it’s the sign of the southern cross

18. Why are aussies the most based anglos

19. Yanks will still think its us :<

20. They had to make up for that breakdancing mess somehow

21. True blue mate

22. Yeh nah mate, ain’t even mad. You guys are some fine cunts.