On the 7th day of Ukraine’s expanding seizures of Russian territory, a visibly nervous Putin has issued a series of statements regarding his growing catastrophe in the Kursk and Belgorod regions.

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1. On the 7th day of not christmas Ukraine gave to me.

   7 nervous Putins

   6 burning towers

   5 convoys destroyed

   4 towns taken

   3 battalions surrendered

   2 Oblasts under siege

   And 1 People’s republic

2. Anyone have a translated version?

3. I’d like to see him getting even more nervous!

4. I’d don’t think the odd window-toss is gonna solve this one Vlad, me old fruit.

5. I have never seen Putin that nervous, he has always been full of bullshit and arrogance, this one looks like he has a gun to his head

6. Putin picks up phone,

   “7 days…”

7. Little hot around the collar, someone should open a window for the poor guy.

8. Clearly it’s all just an elaborate PR stunt. Steiner’s assault will bring it under control.

   (/s)

9. It is so common for old people who are in power of something to act like they know everything but have actually no idea that their knowledge is not relevant anymore but they refuse to admit it.

10. I haven’t understood what Putin said,
    but I guess it was something like:
    “Don’t annoy me, idiot. I have other things to do.”

11. Looks like the Kremlin never imagined that Ukraine would invade back.

    *sweats in Gaddafi*

12. “Der angriffe Shoigu wurde es alles in Ordnung kommen.”