What a shame for West Ham fans, this will send them into a catatonic state
Now everyone knows he’s not 100% healthy. I guess the cats out of the bag.
They put him on a treadmill and he went ‘me oww’
Everyone should go to the West Ham sub and mock him. I mocked him for being an animal abuser and Antonio for shamelessly using racism to defend cat kicking and got permanently banned
Heard he failed his cat scan
I’m surprised they even do medicals
Theyve had to paws the deal. Ive reckon hes not feline too good right now.
Man with famously buggered knee fails medical, shocker
They found an anomaly on the cat scan
Cat allergies?
Fuck him off somewhere else.
What a CATastrophe
What a CATastrophe
Punted his cat too hard and broke his foot
Failed Catscan
Maybe the club just weren’t feline it…
He must be feline terrible
What a pussy.
That’s a kick in the nuts
Maybe medical involved caressing a cat like you mean it. But you get only one cat to clear it.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer club
Cats finally out of the bag for zouma
Wouldn’t want to be his agent, he must be pretty catty after this.
*insert cliche cat joke*
Now gimme my karma 😁
“Alright Kurt everything from your medical test looks fine. Now go just leave you in this room with my pet cat briefly whilst a grab the paperwork to sign off”
Wait what happened to the Cat?
He failed the CAT Scan
He failed the CAT Scan
The cats in my neighbourhood are rejoicing as we speak
The cats petitioned
There was something wrong with his pussy cat
Catastrophic. Eww I feel so basic making a cat joke
I clicked on this post knowing I’d see cat jokes and wasn’t disappointed lol
Purrrfect
Apparently he is confused how he managed to fail the medical.
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Every cat in UAE does a huge sigh of relief!
What a shame for West Ham fans, this will send them into a catatonic state
Now everyone knows he’s not 100% healthy. I guess the cats out of the bag.
They put him on a treadmill and he went ‘me oww’
Everyone should go to the West Ham sub and mock him. I mocked him for being an animal abuser and Antonio for shamelessly using racism to defend cat kicking and got permanently banned
Heard he failed his cat scan
I’m surprised they even do medicals
Theyve had to paws the deal. Ive reckon hes not feline too good right now.
Man with famously buggered knee fails medical, shocker
They found an anomaly on the cat scan
Cat allergies?
Fuck him off somewhere else.
What a CATastrophe
What a CATastrophe
Punted his cat too hard and broke his foot
Failed Catscan
Maybe the club just weren’t feline it…
He must be feline terrible
What a pussy.
That’s a kick in the nuts
Maybe medical involved caressing a cat like you mean it. But you get only one cat to clear it.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer club
Cats finally out of the bag for zouma
Wouldn’t want to be his agent, he must be pretty catty after this.
*insert cliche cat joke*
Now gimme my karma 😁
“Alright Kurt everything from your medical test looks fine. Now go just leave you in this room with my pet cat briefly whilst a grab the paperwork to sign off”
Wait what happened to the Cat?
He failed the CAT Scan
He failed the CAT Scan
The cats in my neighbourhood are rejoicing as we speak
The cats petitioned
There was something wrong with his pussy cat
Catastrophic. Eww I feel so basic making a cat joke
I clicked on this post knowing I’d see cat jokes and wasn’t disappointed lol
Purrrfect
Apparently he is confused how he managed to fail the medical.
Says he is feline fine.