Trump repeats same talking points during Musk interview – but the former president’s ‘lisp’ steals the show

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-elon-musk-interview-x-stream-lisp-b2595384.html

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  1. When it’s late and you’re talking on the phone with your bestie from bed with your dentures off.

  2. *In an emailed response to an inquiry about the lisp from a Huffington Post reporter, the Trump campaign said, “Must be your s****y hearing. Get your ears checked.”*

    Might want to polish that response before tomorrow morning because I guarantee that is all anyone is going to be talking about now.

  3. Cognitive. Decline.

    Seriously, someone needs to get Grandpa Don somewhere he can spend the remainder of his days in comfort surrounded by people who love….people who….

    */Erupts in laughter*

    Nobody loves him. He spent his whole life being a hateful piece of shit.

  4. Once you hear it it’s all you can hear. Where did it come from?!

  5. I love that Musk said this interview would give a feel for what Trump is like in conversation.  As if Trump is this unknown quantity that’s finally being unveiled to the public, and not a guy whos’s been in the press with his statements every day for about the past 3,500 days or so. 

    Also love that this big interview ended up being Trump reciting the same litany of complaints, lies, and insults that he’s done at his rallies all year long.  Literally nothing new to be learned. 

  6. Trump’s cat-asshole-transplant that he calls lips got cat-asshole hemorrhoids, so he can’t talk now.

  7. > In an emailed response to an inquiry about the lisp from a Huffington Post reporter, the Trump campaign said, “Must be your s****y hearing. Get your ears checked.”

    Oh shit they know he’s going downhill really fast. Totally normal, sane response for a campaign to give. Weird fux.

  8. This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while. It’s like someone gave him helium and put a Daffy Duck filter on

  9. Jesus mary and joseph, say it don’t spray it, Donald! Dude is slurring so badly…

  10. And to anyone who is impressed by the 1.2 million listeners in the Space, Hannity averages over 4 million viewers every night on Fox.

  11. “The Unithed Thates wath thubthidithing NATHO”

  12. He’s sitting in his underwear in bed without his teeth in, guarantee it

  13. “Kim Jung UN was a fan of me” you can’t make this up

  14. This is a shit show. It’s funny because it’s Trump. One of the meanest human beings on the planet who will make fun of anyone including those with disabilities. This dude is fair game.

  15. /r/conservative is certain it’s audio compression. I’m not an audio engineer, but I did a bunch of audio work in university as a side gig and I’ve never found a compression algorithm that makes you sound like you’ve had a stroke. And Elon sounds fine. 

  16. Right wing media won’t be able to use any of the audio from this “conversation” because Donald Trump sounds terrible.

    Or they blame the microphones, that’s there only way.

  17. It was like listening to two people having two different conversations. It was all over the place.

  18. This is fucking hilarious. Holy shit, what is going on with his mouth? Is it just that he’s not wearing his dentures? Why is his voice higher than usual? He sounds like a boy-sized Trump who can’t be arsed to stop eating soup to answer a question.

    It’s like what this kid sounds like in my head: https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-gif-24157752

    EDIT: Actually, never mind on that gif kid — it’s fucking Ma Fratelli. I mean, hot damn, he sounds like the mean mom/crook lady from the Goonies.

  19. The copium on r/Conservative is hilarious. Its the mic, but every word without an -s sounds okay? Amazing.

  20. The lisp is wild, but not only if you can make it through the “wtf is wrong with his speech” if you listen to the two idiots talking you are hearing complete and total disconnection from reality and insanity. How are these people so wealthy? (Inheritance, I know) Why are people listening to them? Why are they taking them seriously? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!!

  21. Omg this is fucking hilarious, this sounded like a cartoon. You can guarantee there will be some type of miscue, he usually will say or do something stupid, but no one predicted it would be a Donald duck lisp!!! That came out of nowhere, he is such a clown and loser, he should just drop out at this point. Lol

  22. In case anyone missed this little gem:

    > In an emailed response to an inquiry about the lisp from a Huffington Post reporter, the Trump campaign said, “Must be your s****y hearing. Get your ears checked.”

  23. >European leaders expressed concern about the tête-à-tête between two powerful men known as prodigious liars.

    >“With great audience comes greater responsibility,” EU commissioner for internal markets Thierry Breton posted on X. “As there is a risk of amplification of potentially harmful content in connection with events with major audience around the world, I sent this letter to @elonmusk.”

    >In response, Musk posted a meme from the film Tropic Thunder, which said, “AND LITERALLY, F**K YOUR OWN FACE!”

    Seems like both people involved in this interview have mental issues.

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