It’s actually a skill.

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  1. Seemingly RR used to be built upon a truck-chassis back in the day. And british actor Craig Charles had an old-school Rolls-Royce.

    One of the writers of Red Dwarf tells a story that back when they were making Red Dwarf he accidentally drove his tiny tinfoil hatchback into CC’s RR. And he was fucking-terrified that he might have damaged CC’s car.

    Because none of these guys were rich. The show as popular-enough but they were making it on a shoe-string budget. And Craig’s roller was his pride-and-joy. And if there was serious damage it would be really expensive to fix

    So he’s bricking it. And he gets out to examine the damage. Nope. his little hatchback has a big fucking dent in it but the Roller was fine. Because it was *that* solid.

    😀

  2. I always promised myself that if I won the lotto I’d buy a fucking Royce and put that fucker on taxi plates and just drive it to the rank like all the other taxis.

    Because, y’know, that’d really make someone’s day, wouldn’t it? A family and kids finish shopping and the next car on the rank is a fucking Rolls Royce. People would enjoy that and them being happy would make you happy because you were helping them being happy.

    —-

    But, yeah, everything he does makes him just look like a classless prick. There’s no fucking decency or humanity.

  3. It’s his money, he can do what he likes with it…

    But… it’s just gas that he seems to think that driving a Rolls around is cool. The money you pay for one hasn’t gone into making the driving experience the height of luxury. It’s an absolute pig to drive. It’s twice the weight of most cars on the road.

    The point of it is, to be driven around in it, in luxury and safety.

  4. Can we stop the daily McGregor posts? He’s a classless chav prick for sure, there’s no debating that, but if we ignore the hair plugged little cretin it’ll surely make more sense than having to suffer through his daily fucking cringe.

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