Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson break up, call off engagement after 7 years together

23 comments

1. Damn, it feels like yesterday that he and Gwyneth uncoupled

2. Dakota Johnson is so disappointing

3. Maybe he finally saw madame web

4. There’s a sky full of (other) stars for them to date.

5. Dakota’s dog is cute.

6. Must have finally watched a movie she was in. 🤢

7. I didn’t know they were together.

8. I love her, she’s got good vibes, seems very down to earth.

9. She can go back to making bad movies.

10. Why does Chris Martin dress like he’s 13.

11. So you’re saying I have a chance…

12. If you’re not married after that long- something is up. This was coming. Yes, marriage isn’t the be all end all, but it’s the exception when a couple is long term unmarried and happy.

13. Breakups are nothing but media hype for the no-longer-remembered

14. Madame Web has really done some damage

15. Jesus christ, *JUST* learned they were a couple! I thought he was still with Gwyneth ‘Smell this candle’ Paltrow!

16. Did he stop focusing on himself long enough to look into her dead eyes?

17. She worked how boring he is.

18. I don’t know who either of these people are. Am I old?

19. U could never measure up to Christian

20. Maybe now Martin will go back to his band and make a new album.

21. I imagine both of them are just as insufferable as the other one.

22. No ones gonna bring up the Pedro Pascal of it all?

23. Even as reported breakup articles go, this one is shit.

    The report comes from a “source” and the article immediately follows that with a refutation from her agent.

    She’s shown not wearing her engagement ring… while walking a dog in workout clothes.

    It says she hasn’t been spotted on their tour (although she did see them at Glastonbury)… almost like she has other things to do with her time.

    Maybe it’s correct but the “evidence” is really thin.