Beautiful spot and really hard to siege successfully, I’d say.
Very good spot for a castle in every way you look at it.
Feel proud for recognzing the place before reading the title
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyne said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you are going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of Englnd.
This reminds me of the two towers, when frodo and Sam walk through the dead swamp, pretty col.
This was the capital of Lithuania once, if I’m wrong correctly?
Lovely, can you visit as a tourist?
I loved Trakai, [I was there](https://ibb.co/26pV0Hq) less than a month ago. Its misty vibe is mesmerising!
Just imagine the smell…
Fake lithuania doesn’t have islands 😎🖕🏿🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼
Teutonic?
There is a polish saying “bierze dupę w troki” “get your ass into trakai” and it basically means get the fuck out
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That’s so beautiful
Beautiful spot and really hard to siege successfully, I’d say.
Very good spot for a castle in every way you look at it.
Feel proud for recognzing the place before reading the title
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyne said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you are going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of Englnd.
This reminds me of the two towers, when frodo and Sam walk through the dead swamp, pretty col.
This was the capital of Lithuania once, if I’m wrong correctly?
Lovely, can you visit as a tourist?
I loved Trakai, [I was there](https://ibb.co/26pV0Hq) less than a month ago. Its misty vibe is mesmerising!
Just imagine the smell…
Fake lithuania doesn’t have islands 😎🖕🏿🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼
Teutonic?
There is a polish saying “bierze dupę w troki” “get your ass into trakai” and it basically means get the fuck out
Stunning.