New lethal Mpox strain ‘likely already in the UK’ and could spread in two weeks, expert warns

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1. And right at the peak of orgy season

2. Well enjoy the last 2 weeks of summer holidays.
   Lockdown 2024 coming…

3. Expert in what?

4. “Likely” “could” expert warns?

   Experts said wear a mask, stand 6 feet apart and safe and effective.

5. Is it mpox season already? I still have my Palestinian decorations up!

6. Probably already in the UK straight over the channel in a dinghy.

7. Spread by sex, so I am invincible.

8. Its called **MONKEY POX**…so please, no abbreviations you Smart Alecks…

9. ‘likely’ and ‘could’ eh?

   Right. I’m off to buy toilet roll immediately!