Fuck off away from our blood Barry!!!

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1. But it’s so succulent and Guinnessy.

2. Bram Stoker in shambles

3. “Oi I wanna suck your blood innit mate” – british Dracula

4. In case you’re wondering, Romanian vampires created the shortage

5. First we were after your lucky charms and now we’re after your blood…

   …okay, we were always after your blood, but still.

6. https://preview.redd.it/78tg92vj52jd1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df6ce85655a4fe36a4b5ae7660bd53e576cfbe9

   Be quick, or Sophie will get her blood by herself.

7. Fee fi fo fum I want the blood of an Irish man

8. [A spokesperson for Number 10 said:](https://youtu.be/MJXIRhggmhg?si=O9H3a6b8p1U4G8o4)

9. But like, why??

   Is the English blood too full of STDs? (Semi serious question lol

10. First the tatters now the blood poor lads

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12. “British want the blood of Irish people”. What is this, the Middle Ages?!

13. Did they check their hands?

14. Fee fi fo fum! I smell the blood of an Irishman!

    

15. Maybe we should check our hands…

16. Last I heard the Americans have a lot of 5% Irish blood to share!

17. The British making the Irish bleed, didn’t we hear that before?

18. First, they spilt it, and now they collect it 🤔

19. You can have mine Barry, you’re probably the only group of people in Europe that could take a blood infusion from an American without instantly getting diabetes.

20. [Did someone mention british people and blood in the same sentence?!](https://giphy.com/gifs/minutes-gameplay-bloodborne-Naybz692ExelW)

21. We really hope the Irish will be accomodating, added Mr. Cromwell

22. How else are we going to raise ~~Khorne~~ Lizzie from the dead?

    Do you know how much distilled native blood it takes to raise a Windsor from the grave?

    Just wait till we get to the skulls part again.

23. Barries near GW stores are doing prayer circles in an attempt to summon Bloodletters.