If it was God who made the Dutch, he was doing some serious trolling

by Catwinky

19 comments
  1. They’ll be gone soon enough with global warming – let not worry too much about them (like Belgium)

  2. I actually think the Dutch translation conveys the ridiculousness of the original phrase even better. No one in the Netherlands would say that in Dutch, why should anyone say it in English?

  3. I reckon I caught COVID just reading the translation out loud.

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  4. Why are you calling us weird when you people call your sexual partners “daddy” “mommy” and “baby”?

  5. I’ve been thinking that Scottish is similarly silly as Dutch, In Scottish this would be: “Paw me a wee bit, da.”

  6. Help mij, stiefvader ik zit vast in de wasmachine. 😂😂😂

  7. If a Dutch woman were to say “geef me een klap papa” while sex I would cum immediately

  8. I hate that I keep reading it as Europapa 😭😭😭

  9. “klap me pappie” would prob be the closest approximate to the English phrase.

    And it’s way worse to hear.

  10. Tbf it seems to me that (Yank?) English is the weird one for repurposing its cutesy term of endearment for one’s father as something sexual

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