They’ll be gone soon enough with global warming – let not worry too much about them (like Belgium)
I feel a sudden urge to steal flagships
Sla me vader
I actually think the Dutch translation conveys the ridiculousness of the original phrase even better. No one in the Netherlands would say that in Dutch, why should anyone say it in English?
Sloan pao!
Mmm, lekker neuken in de keuken
I reckon I caught COVID just reading the translation out loud.

Why are you calling us weird when you people call your sexual partners “daddy” “mommy” and “baby”?
It’s not easy to talk dirty without ruining the mood.
I’ve been thinking that Scottish is similarly silly as Dutch, In Scottish this would be: “Paw me a wee bit, da.”
Help mij, stiefvader ik zit vast in de wasmachine. 😂😂😂
If a Dutch woman were to say “geef me een klap papa” while sex I would cum immediately
I hate that I keep reading it as Europapa 😭😭😭
“klap me pappie” would prob be the closest approximate to the English phrase.
And it’s way worse to hear.
Schlag mich, Vater
we hebben een serieus probleem
Tbf it seems to me that (Yank?) English is the weird one for repurposing its cutesy term of endearment for one’s father as something sexual
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Im stealing the queen Mary again
They’ll be gone soon enough with global warming – let not worry too much about them (like Belgium)
I feel a sudden urge to steal flagships
Sla me vader
I actually think the Dutch translation conveys the ridiculousness of the original phrase even better. No one in the Netherlands would say that in Dutch, why should anyone say it in English?
Sloan pao!
Mmm, lekker neuken in de keuken
I reckon I caught COVID just reading the translation out loud.

Why are you calling us weird when you people call your sexual partners “daddy” “mommy” and “baby”?
It’s not easy to talk dirty without ruining the mood.
I’ve been thinking that Scottish is similarly silly as Dutch, In Scottish this would be: “Paw me a wee bit, da.”
Help mij, stiefvader ik zit vast in de wasmachine. 😂😂😂
If a Dutch woman were to say “geef me een klap papa” while sex I would cum immediately
I hate that I keep reading it as Europapa 😭😭😭
“klap me pappie” would prob be the closest approximate to the English phrase.
And it’s way worse to hear.
Schlag mich, Vater
we hebben een serieus probleem
Tbf it seems to me that (Yank?) English is the weird one for repurposing its cutesy term of endearment for one’s father as something sexual