Kadyrov said that Elon Musk gave him a Tesla Cybertruck. He bolted on a machine gun and will send the electric vehicle to war in Ukraine
by ua-stena
Kadyrov said that Elon Musk gave him a Tesla Cybertruck. He bolted on a machine gun and will send the electric vehicle to war in Ukraine
by ua-stena
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Last I checked Kadyrov was sanctioned? He was sanctiioned while TFG was still in office. Black market obvious doesn’t care about this stuff but idk about him getting it directly
r/noncredibledefense is going to love this.
The secret wonder weapon that can be stopped with a garden hose
Ukraine needs supply of baseballs
If this was WarThunder, this is not an upgrade from the Toyota technicals in the tech tree. This is that premium vehicle that no one purchases cos it sucks.
Time to sanction Musk? Nationalize Starlink?
Haha. Joke is on Kadyrov, as the Cybertrucks are lucky to roll off the lot without a multitude of systemic errors….
(As much as I despise Musk, I sincerely doubt he is stupid enough to give one to Kadyrov. Most likely came from an intermediary in Russia and he is using Musk’ name to sow further discord in the US)
It seems we’re lucky that Kadyrov doesn’t know about [r/CyberStuck](https://reddit.com/r/CyberStuck)
Should work great until the rainy season arrives and bricks it
Are there superchargers in ukraine? Or will they be sitting around for hours to recharge?
I highly doubt this actually happened. He might have bought one but I seriously doubt Musk would go this far.
Shut the battery with a sniper gun, and say good bye … Idiot…
Guys this is good.
That thing will fall apart in no time and hurt him itself.
Are Cybertrucks GPS-trackable ?
Asking for a friend.
hahaha so dumb..its gonna get stuck the second it leaves the tarmac and then run out of power…in the middle of the flat enourmus landscape that is ukraine.
Send it in. It won’t even make it over a gradient of 16°. It’s a fucking lump of overhyped shite, much like the Kadyrovites
And just like that, my cringe quota fro 2024 is now reached.
Cybertrucks fail on conditions my fucking Kia can easily traverse.
Looking at how easily the front axle shears off, driving it in war conditions sounds fucking stupid.
Also attaching a heavy machine gun to the frame of the vehicle which has no dampening seems like a fun time for whoever is inside
On the Front Line (in Russian) “Hey Buddy, I need a charge – any EV Charging Stations near?”
It won’t make it to the front
Given the issues with the CT, I truly hope they convert their entire motor pool to it.
Smart move to destroy the electrical power grid in Ukraine and then send an electric car. I hope Kadyrov will drive it himself
Sure thing that truck is a piece of shit just like kadyrovs troops.
Not that i would expect a guy who wears designer boots to actually take to the front lines but it would be grand to see Ukraine put their flag in the burning wreck of the cybershitstain.
Aren’t they like super easy to locate and trace and have to be connected to wifi?
Don’t worry, just throw a bucket of water at it.
I’m torn kadyrov is an obvious liar but musk is a scumbag who definitely would do something like that.
I cannot imagine worse PR for the cyber truck than footage of it killing Ukrainians.
Who going to tell him it’s a “Freeway only” vehicle.
Oooh! Well, electrical fires ARE entertaining to watch! …from a distance.
Wouldn’t such a gift be a violation of sanctions?
Predicting it now: footage of the smoldering Kadyrovite cybertruck is going to be social media gold for Ukraine.
Are people believing anything Kadyrov says now, just because it aligns with their preconceived hate for Elon Musk?
It’s bait to get attention and sow discord.
Does he know all teslas cars can be geo located? I mean if the gov really wanted to they could get a warrant ,get the data and “find my car”.
Hell, they could hack sentry and see live pictures from the multiple cameras on the truck.
Can’t wait to see the charging station
It won’t make it far, they are totally shit and fail in puddles
Is it able to recharge 200 miles into the bogs?
Where are you going to charge that? At 120V, it’s gonna be a while…
r/cyberstuck
Can’t wait to see it in orbit
How many goats can he fit in the
back? I picture Kaderov handcuffed beside a broken tesla one wheel on its side in a pot hole but all I can think is how did he get the lipstick on the goats.
I doubt it. Elon’s a shithead, but Kadyrov probably just smuggled it in.
A muddy dirt road at 3% grade is all the “CyberTruck Trap” Ukraine will need. And finding that charging station is gonna be a bitch.
I bet many more Russians will lose fingers than the number of Ukrainians it kills (aka 0)